• Welcome to ZD Forums! You must create an account and log in to see and participate in the Shoutbox chat on this main index page.

Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.


Feb 24, 2010
[4:40:10 PM] Wyatt: Wait
[4:40:15 PM] Wyatt: holy ****ing dick *****
[4:40:34 PM] Wyatt: I'm at (3866,81,4570)
[4:40:37 PM] Wyatt: thousands of blocks away from spawn
[4:40:40 PM] Wyatt: and I found a ****ing house
[4:40:46 PM] Wyatt: with a cobblestone fence around it what are the chances of that
[4:40:48 PM] Wyatt: in a random ****ing direction
[4:41:00 PM] Wyatt: who built this
[4:41:08 PM] Wyatt: it's near a village
[4:41:09 PM] Wyatt: in a plain
[4:41:16 PM] Wyatt: 6 diamonds in a chest
[4:41:29 PM] Wyatt: lots of coal, buckets, some other resources
[4:41:36 PM] Wyatt: thorns III, apples, nicely arranged
[4:42:00 PM] Wyatt: right in front of a forest biome
[4:42:13 PM] Erebea: yfw autogenerated
[4:42:23 PM] Wyatt: can't be
[4:42:52 PM] Wyatt: stack of coal, not with this design
[4:42:55 PM] Wyatt: half jungle wood it looks like
[4:42:57 PM] Wyatt: half oak
[4:43:10 PM] Austin: Herobrine
[4:43:15 PM] Wyatt: !!!!!!!!!!
[4:43:21 PM] Wyatt: it's abandoned
[4:43:22 PM] Wyatt: one bed
[4:43:25 PM] Wyatt: I'm scared
[4:43:31 PM] Zenox: It's herobrine


[4:49:15 PM] Erebea: HAHAHAHAHA
[4:49:16 PM] Zenox: Was this some sidequest
[4:49:21 PM] Austin: ...
[4:49:21 PM] Wyatt: ****
[4:49:23 PM] Austin: it was the mainquest
[4:49:26 PM] Wyatt: I WAS IN THE ****ING BLACKSMITH
[4:49:29 PM] Wyatt: AND BEEP WALKS IN
[4:49:34 PM] Zenox: I do not remember this
[4:49:34 PM] Wyatt: AS I TURN AROUND
[4:49:36 PM] Zenox: lol
[4:49:39 PM | Edited 4:50:59 PM] Wyatt: http://puu.sh/24KPs
[4:49:39 PM] Austin: oh my god
[4:49:47 PM] Zenox: That's too awesone
[4:50:07 PM] Erebea: that was great
Jun 3, 2011
[2:03:20 PM] Keith: I really need to write this poem
[2:03:29 PM] Keith: 10 lines of romantic ***gotry
[2:03:38 PM] λ: Just go on about flowers and love.
[2:03:45 PM] λ: That'll take care of things right quick.
[2:04:08 PM] Keith: Not that kind of romantic
[2:04:17 PM] Keith: I think it was how the Romans approached poetry
[2:04:26 PM] λ: Okay, flowers, love, and killing people in their sleep with cobras.
[2:04:42 PM] Keith: **** you Cleopatra
[2:04:49 PM] λ: lmao


The Good Samaritan
Mar 20, 2012
Canberra, Australia
Skype Wiki Chat said:
[8:33:51 PM] Heroine of Time: Aojbfi naoqign poain inw ool?
[8:34:05 PM] Mr.WISEguy: jkajd oaej lajd low klaj?
[8:34:27 PM] Heroine of Time: Nuao laaon.
[8:34:47 PM] Mr.WISEguy: Nuao laaon? kskkkkk oadk hdur kawu adfie!
[8:35:16 PM] Heroine of Time: ...hin luft.
[8:35:33 PM] Mr.WISEguy: sjdu woed? jaufha beind ajfaads!
[8:35:39 PM] Scribblenaut Dramallama: XD
[8:35:49 PM] Heroine of Time: Onaiqn. Omgsliqn lkoimsssh. -.-
[8:36:05 PM] Mr.WISEguy: siffu hs. iaifh aytfga yagfdf. XD
[8:36:25 PM] Heroine of Time: MGAIW!
[8:36:32 PM] Mr.WISEguy: duhja!!
[8:36:42 PM] Sarah Vondliz: what the hell

This is what Wiki Scribes do, guis.

Hail to the pink!


If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
May 20, 2012
Sub-Orbital Trajectory
2 days w/out a post here has forced me to post this...

[4:18:23 PM] Dan: Eric my son, what's up
[4:18:32 PM] Joy: Nah you're the exception Danny boy
[4:18:53 PM] Dan: of course!
[4:18:58 PM] Lozzy: Lozzy grabs Dan by the hair, forces his face right up against his ***, and farts really really loudly.
[4:19:13 PM] The Doctor: Dafuq...
[4:19:26 PM] Dan: Dan eats LoZ inside out
[4:19:31 PM] Lozzy: (evilgrin)
[4:19:36 PM] The Doctor: The Doctor sprays Dan with Febreeze
[4:19:41 PM] Dan: thank you!
[4:19:54 PM] The Doctor: Welcome
[4:20:00 PM] Lozzy: Damn you Febreeze. Always foiling my plans.


Swag Master General
Aug 1, 2012
The End
Apache Helicopter
[7:13:00 PM] Hollie: that is
[7:13:00 PM] Hollie: wow
[7:13:02 PM | Edited 7:13:03 PM] Hollie: long
[7:13:39 PM] Mathias Smith: That is
she said

[7:13:20 PM] Dan: pancake do you shave your pubes or wax them
[7:14:25 PM] Mathias Smith: none
[7:14:34 PM] Dan: you pluck em :^)
[7:15:04 PM] Mathias Smith: I let it grow
[7:15:49 PM] Dan: what happens when it starts to grow into a rainforest
[7:16:02 PM] Term: I let my hair grow, then trim it back
[7:16:23 PM] Term: Unfortunalely the barber cuts the forebang or whatever too short
[7:17:03 PM] Mathias Smith: [7:15 PM] she has to find her way through the jungle
[7:17:05 PM] Dan: copy n paste the bits about cutting n shaving xD
[7:17:26 PM] Hollie: oh ****inghell whY
[7:17:32 PM] Hollie: whY DID YOU SAY THAT
[7:17:34 PM] Dan: and how eric has a barbor cut his xD
[7:17:34 PM] Term: Whats the matter Hollie?
[7:17:59 PM] Term: Say what
[7:18:13 PM] Hollie: pancake
[7:18:15 PM] Mathias Smith: btw, I was joking
[7:18:24 PM] Mathias Smith: I cut it every few months
[7:18:27 PM] Hollie: sure u were
[7:18:30 PM] Term: Term is a bit lost tbh
[7:19:03 PM] Hollie: pancakes pubes
[7:19:03 PM] Hollie: end of story

The almighty Dan told me to


If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
May 20, 2012
Sub-Orbital Trajectory
6:27 PM <Atticus> wythe****naut
6:27 PM <MadameMajora> i don't love you anymore
Midna Answered in thread : All That You're Waiting For?
6:27 PM <MadameMajora> bc
6:26 PM <Atticus> wynaut
Ninten* Answered in thread : MAFIA XIV: Resident Evil 4
6:26 PM <MadameMajora> no not you
6:26 PM <Atticus> thx hollie
6:26 PM <MadameMajora> but only you because i love you the most
6:26 PM <MadameMajora> yes
Atsuma Answered in thread : Post Your Shinies Here
6:26 PM <Atticus> lol mandy
6:26 PM <mandym287> my eyes
6:26 PM <mandym287> you have something on your butt
Mido Answered in thread : Are You A Good Public Speaker?
6:26 PM <Atticus> i did
6:26 PM <Atticus> yes
6:25 PM <PK Flash> you have an awesome butt
6:25 PM <PK Flash> has anybody ever told you
6:25 PM <PK Flash> just to piss people off
6:25 PM <PK Flash> hollie

Oh you guys.


The Good Samaritan
Mar 20, 2012
Canberra, Australia
[2/23/2013 6:21:58 PM] Nyan: I'm getting on Brawl now.
[2/23/2013 6:22:59 PM | Edited 6:23:34 PM] Nyan: Atticus, where art thou?
[2/23/2013 6:23:38 PM] Nyan: ...wherefore means why.
[2/23/2013 6:23:46 PM] Nyan: Dangit.
[2/23/2013 6:23:56 PM] Sarah Vondliz: oh ok give me a sex
[2/23/2013 6:23:57 PM] Sarah Vondliz: sex
[2/23/2013 6:23:58 PM] Sarah Vondliz: NO
[2/23/2013 6:24:00 PM] Sarah Vondliz: PLEASE
[2/23/2013 6:24:02 PM] Sarah Vondliz: NO
[2/23/2013 6:24:03 PM] Sarah Vondliz: GOD NO
[2/23/2013 6:24:03 PM] Nyan: XD
[2/23/2013 6:24:19 PM] Nyan: Omg
[2/23/2013 6:24:33 PM] Nyan: I kind of want to post that in the memorable im thread.
(Nyan = Heroine of Time)

Your wish is granted. :right:
Jun 3, 2011
[6:01:33 PM] Jenn13: Hes cool
[6:01:35 PM] Jenn13: I love him
[6:02:17 PM] Axle the Beast: [6:01 PM] Jenn13:

<<< hes way cooler
[6:02:20 PM] Axle the Beast: [6:01 PM] Jenn13:

<<< cooler
[6:02:25 PM] Axle the Beast: [6:01 PM] Jenn13:

<<< cool:)
[6:02:25 PM] Keith: Oho
[6:02:35 PM] Axle the Beast: You think I'm cool. (heart)
[6:02:39 PM] Jenn13: Wait wut?
[6:09:16 PM] λ: Jenn, what have I told you about feeding Axle's ego?
[6:09:38 PM] Keith: Don't feed the ego
[6:11:20 PM] Axle the Beast: It cannot be stopped.
[6:12:42 PM] A Link In Time: http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/f16/why-isnt-axle-hylian-noble-40412.html
[6:12:45 PM] A Link In Time: Ha, ha, Axle.
[6:12:54 PM] Jenn13: I wasnt feeding his ego!
[6:13:00 PM] Jenn13: He took it out of context!
[6:13:15 PM] Axle the Beast: Sigh.
[6:13:22 PM] λ: You're saying he was looking for love in all the wrong places.
[6:13:26 PM] λ: Like the beast he is.
[6:13:43 PM] λ: (happy)
[6:13:43 PM] Axle the Beast: Who said I was looking for love?
[6:13:47 PM] Axle the Beast: I was looking for cool.
[6:13:53 PM] λ: Love is cool.
[6:13:54 PM] Axle the Beast: Also god, what is that smiley
[6:13:56 PM] λ: Love is hot.
[6:14:03 PM] λ: Love is fluffy.
[6:14:12 PM] λ: Love is burly.
[6:14:16 PM] Axle the Beast: Are you saying I'm easy to love?
[6:14:35 PM] λ: No.
[6:14:39 PM] Jenn13: You want me to love you wut?!?!
[6:14:39 PM] λ: I am saying you are none of the above.
[6:14:48 PM] λ: :P
[6:14:53 PM] Keith: Oh snap
[6:15:58 PM] Axle the Beast: A legion would disagree with you.
[6:16:32 PM] λ: So they would.
[6:16:35 PM] λ: (happy)
[6:16:53 PM] Jenn13: Should I get popcorn?
[6:17:06 PM] λ: Only if it has extra butter and you share it with me.
[6:17:20 PM] Jenn13: Jenn13 shares popcorn with Lamb
[6:17:24 PM] λ: λ noms
[6:17:38 PM] Axle the Beast: See
[6:17:51 PM] Axle the Beast: The mistake you make is thinking I need you to affirm whether or not I am hot to know I am hot. :)
[6:18:42 PM] λ: I think the mistake you make is taking me seriously right now.
[6:18:48 PM] λ: :P
[6:19:13 PM] λ: λ goes back to sleep under her bridge
[6:19:54 PM] Jenn13: [6:17 PM] Axle the Beast:

<<< The mistake you make is thinking I need you to affirm whether or not I am hot to know I am hot. :)
Do you know youre hot?
[6:20:01 PM] Jenn13: Are you sexy and you know it?
[6:20:11 PM] λ: Clap your hands!
[6:20:13 PM] λ: (clap)
[6:20:27 PM] Jenn13: XD
Forgot to post these

Late Night Discoveries said:
19/02/2013 01:34 <mandym287> Fascinating
19/02/2013 01:32 <Dracomajora> Pretty exciting.
19/02/2013 01:32 <Dracomajora> Yep.
19/02/2013 01:32 <mandym287> I see.
19/02/2013 01:32 <mandym287> So this is what the late-night after 12 AM chats are like.
19/02/2013 01:31 <mandym287> ...
19/02/2013 01:31 <Dracomajora> Including human testicles.
19/02/2013 01:31 <Dracomajora> People eat everything.
19/02/2013 01:31 <Djinn> some people eat anything theycan catch
19/02/2013 01:31 <Dracomajora> ...
19/02/2013 01:31 <mandym287> Apparently, some people eat cow balls
19/02/2013 01:30 <mandym287> Oh wait what
19/02/2013 01:30 <mandym287> Wait, they censored the link. Never mind.
19/02/2013 01:30 <mandym287> http://www.gamespot.com/the-legend-o...013967/?page=1
19/02/2013 01:29 <Dracomajora> Google
19/02/2013 01:29 <mandym287> Do fish even have balls?
19/02/2013 01:29 <mandym287> Hyrule's water Runs through his *** and balls
19/02/2013 01:28 <mandym287> Reading the non-ZD results
19/02/2013 01:28 <Krazy4Krash> :rolleyes:
19/02/2013 01:28 <Krazy4Krash> fit for a king...
19/02/2013 01:28 <Krazy4Krash> only if it's premium
19/02/2013 01:28 <Dracomajora> Google
19/02/2013 01:26 <mandym287> ...Zora butt water, anyone?
19/02/2013 01:25 <mandym287> Was how my sister first pronounced my name, apparently
19/02/2013 01:25 <mandym287> Allalalalayla
19/02/2013 01:25 <Dracomajora> To know that we know what we know, and to know that we do not know what we do not know, that is true knowledge.
19/02/2013 01:24 <Dracomajora> mren...
19/02/2013 01:24 <mandym287> ...nerm
19/02/2013 01:23 <mandym287> gdi guize, I sneak on so I can have late-night chats, not for you to be boring
19/02/2013 01:23 <Dracomajora> =}
19/02/2013 01:23 <JuicieJ> =D
19/02/2013 01:21 <mandym287> Doot doot doot
19/02/2013 01:21 <mandym287> *sneaks on mom's old laptop*

Clay Zelda said:
19/02/2013 08:16 <TheRizardon> 10/10
19/02/2013 08:15 <mandym287> They should just get a broom.
19/02/2013 08:15 <TheRizardon> Over 200 lengthy side quests
19/02/2013 08:15 <mandym287> Oh my.
19/02/2013 08:13 <TheRizardon> Over 100Dungeons!
19/02/2013 08:13 <mandym287> It's like the original game, but instead of 8 shards, there are like, 300.
19/02/2013 08:12 <TheRizardon> Zelda Fans - That game was sooo bad, I would rather play SS a million times over
19/02/2013 08:12 <TheRizardon> You gotta go 10/10
19/02/2013 08:12 <TheRizardon> :goron:
19/02/2013 08:12 <TheRizardon> IGN - We give the new Zelda game Shattered Triforce, 10/10
19/02/2013 08:10 <mandym287> Plot of next Zelda game.
19/02/2013 08:10 <mandym287> Go mae Link do it.
19/02/2013 08:09 <TheRizardon> How are we gonna fix it now?
19/02/2013 08:09 <TheRizardon> gosh dang, mandy
19/02/2013 08:08 <Spirit of Rutela> that yarn Zelda reply was only a matter of time :-/
19/02/2013 08:08 <mandym287> I dropped the Triforce the the floor... and it shattered. ;o
19/02/2013 08:07 <TheRizardon> You need to rest, K4K
19/02/2013 08:07 <TheRizardon> Glass would be better
19/02/2013 08:07 <K4KING> MY head's in pain
19/02/2013 08:07 <mandym287> Can Triforce be plastic too? Or would glass be more reasonable for the purpose of making Triforce Shards?
19/02/2013 08:07 <Spirit of Rutela> V not touching that thread
19/02/2013 08:06 <mandym287> Ooo
19/02/2013 08:06 <TheRizardon> No, they'd make the pots out of plastic
19/02/2013 08:05 <mandym287> Chair, Krashhh
19/02/2013 08:05 <mandym287> Wait... Clay Zelda wouldn't work... Link would then pity he pots he kills... we can't have that!
19/02/2013 08:05 <Krazy4Krash> night guys
19/02/2013 08:04 <TheRizardon> Robotic Zelda
19/02/2013 08:04 <Spirit of Rutela> whichever is juiciest
19/02/2013 08:04 <mandym287> Clay Zelda :cooky:
19/02/2013 08:03 <TheRizardon> What formed first, the chicken or the egg?
19/02/2013 08:03 <TheRizardon>
JuicieJ: No. Just No
19/02/2013 08:02 <Spirit of Rutela> ALIT has been making lots of threads we've seen before, a lot of people cant bring themselves to repeat age old answers
19/02/2013 08:02 <TheRizardon>
Ventus: No
19/02/2013 08:02 <TheRizardon> Alit has been getting a lot of replies in his threads that say "No"


If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
May 20, 2012
Sub-Orbital Trajectory
8:03 PM <Wolf Sage> It makes me sad when you laugh at my typos...
8:03 PM <BeastModeMan97> idk, for some reason I found that funny.
8:03 PM <Wolf Sage>
8:02 PM <Wolf Sage> What's so funny?
8:02 PM <BeastModeMan97> lol
8:02 PM <Wolf Sage> *Birds
8:02 PM * Wolf Sage plays Angry Turds.

Oh Wolfy, we love you.

Users who are viewing this thread

Top Bottom