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[A Link In Time]

lewd

Odd lives in Georgia.

Could this be a sign?

 

[Austin]

[4:40:10 PM] Wyatt: Wait
[4:40:15 PM] Wyatt: holy ****ing dick *****
[4:40:34 PM] Wyatt: I'm at (3866,81,4570)
[4:40:37 PM] Wyatt: thousands of blocks away from spawn
[4:40:40 PM] Wyatt: and I found a ****ing house
[4:40:46 PM] Wyatt: with a cobblestone fence around it what are the chances of that
[4:40:48 PM] Wyatt: in a random ****ing direction
[4:41:00 PM] Wyatt: who built this
[4:41:08 PM] Wyatt: it's near a village
[4:41:09 PM] Wyatt: in a plain
[4:41:16 PM] Wyatt: 6 diamonds in a chest
[4:41:29 PM] Wyatt: lots of coal, buckets, some other resources
[4:41:36 PM] Wyatt: thorns III, apples, nicely arranged
[4:42:00 PM] Wyatt: right in front of a forest biome
[4:42:13 PM] Erebea: yfw autogenerated
[4:42:23 PM] Wyatt: can't be
[4:42:52 PM] Wyatt: stack of coal, not with this design
[4:42:55 PM] Wyatt: half jungle wood it looks like
[4:42:57 PM] Wyatt: half oak
[4:43:10 PM] Austin: Herobrine
[4:43:15 PM] Wyatt: !!!!!!!!!!
[4:43:21 PM] Wyatt: it's abandoned
[4:43:22 PM] Wyatt: one bed
[4:43:25 PM] Wyatt: I'm scared
[4:43:31 PM] Zenox: It's herobrine

SEVERAL MINUTES LATER

[4:49:15 PM] Erebea: HAHAHAHAHA
[4:49:16 PM] Zenox: Was this some sidequest
[4:49:21 PM] Austin: ...
[4:49:21 PM] Wyatt: ****
[4:49:23 PM] Austin: it was the mainquest
[4:49:26 PM] Wyatt: I WAS IN THE ****ING BLACKSMITH
[4:49:29 PM] Wyatt: AND BEEP WALKS IN
[4:49:31 PM] Wyatt: WITH A HEROBRINE SKIN
[4:49:34 PM] Zenox: I do not remember this
[4:49:34 PM] Wyatt: AS I TURN AROUND
[4:49:36 PM] Zenox: lol
[4:49:39 PM | Edited 4:50:59 PM] Wyatt: http://puu.sh/24KPs
[4:49:39 PM] Austin: oh my god
[4:49:47 PM] Zenox: That's too awesone
[4:50:07 PM] Erebea: that was great

 

[Ventus]

3:56 PM <K4KING> ALIT, you're more like the whiny Gary Oak who *****es and moans and acts tough
3:55 PM <A Link In Time> How about dem gold magikarp?

<3

 

[A Link In Time]

<3

I will fight for that Red Gyarados until the end of time itself.

 

[Guest_1]

[2:03:20 PM] Keith: I really need to write this poem
[2:03:29 PM] Keith: 10 lines of romantic ***gotry
[2:03:38 PM] λ: Just go on about flowers and love.
[2:03:45 PM] λ: That'll take care of things right quick.
[2:04:08 PM] Keith: Not that kind of romantic
[2:04:17 PM] Keith: I think it was how the Romans approached poetry
[2:04:26 PM] λ: Okay, flowers, love, and killing people in their sleep with cobras.
[2:04:30 PM] λ: COBRAAAAAAAAAAS
[2:04:42 PM] Keith: **** you Cleopatra
[2:04:49 PM] λ: lmao

 

[Sydney]

[8:33:51 PM] Heroine of Time: Aojbfi naoqign poain inw ool?
[8:34:05 PM] Mr.WISEguy: jkajd oaej lajd low klaj?
[8:34:27 PM] Heroine of Time: Nuao laaon.
[8:34:47 PM] Mr.WISEguy: Nuao laaon? kskkkkk oadk hdur kawu adfie!
[8:35:16 PM] Heroine of Time: ...hin luft.
[8:35:33 PM] Mr.WISEguy: sjdu woed? jaufha beind ajfaads!
[8:35:39 PM] Scribblenaut Dramallama: XD
[8:35:49 PM] Heroine of Time: Onaiqn. Omgsliqn lkoimsssh. -.-
[8:36:05 PM] Mr.WISEguy: siffu hs. iaifh aytfga yagfdf. XD
[8:36:25 PM] Heroine of Time: MGAIW!
[8:36:32 PM] Mr.WISEguy: duhja!!
[8:36:42 PM] Sarah Vondliz: what the hell

This is what Wiki Scribes do, guis.

Hail to the pink!

 

[Terminus]

2 days w/out a post here has forced me to post this...

[4:18:23 PM] Dan: Eric my son, what's up
[4:18:32 PM] Joy: Nah you're the exception Danny boy
[4:18:53 PM] Dan: of course!
[4:18:58 PM] Lozzy: Lozzy grabs Dan by the hair, forces his face right up against his ***, and farts really really loudly.
[4:19:13 PM] The Doctor: Dafuq...
[4:19:21 PM] Dan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[4:19:26 PM] Dan: Dan eats LoZ inside out
[4:19:31 PM] Lozzy: (evilgrin)
[4:19:36 PM] The Doctor: The Doctor sprays Dan with Febreeze
[4:19:41 PM] Dan: thank you!
[4:19:54 PM] The Doctor: Welcome
[4:20:00 PM] Lozzy: Damn you Febreeze. Always foiling my plans.

 

[CynicalSquid]

[7:13:00 PM] Hollie: that is
[7:13:00 PM] Hollie: wow
[7:13:02 PM | Edited 7:13:03 PM] Hollie: long
[7:13:39 PM] Mathias Smith: That is
what
she said

lol

Spoiler

[7:13:20 PM] Dan: pancake do you shave your pubes or wax them
[7:14:25 PM] Mathias Smith: none
[7:14:34 PM] Dan: you pluck em :^)
[7:15:04 PM] Mathias Smith: I let it grow
[7:15:49 PM] Dan: what happens when it starts to grow into a rainforest
[7:16:02 PM] Term: I let my hair grow, then trim it back
[7:16:23 PM] Term: Unfortunalely the barber cuts the forebang or whatever too short
[7:17:03 PM] Mathias Smith: [7:15 PM] she has to find her way through the jungle
[7:17:05 PM] Dan: copy n paste the bits about cutting n shaving xD
[7:17:26 PM] Hollie: oh ****inghell whY
[7:17:32 PM] Hollie: whY DID YOU SAY THAT
[7:17:34 PM] Dan: and how eric has a barbor cut his xD
[7:17:34 PM] Term: Whats the matter Hollie?
[7:17:59 PM] Term: Say what
[7:18:13 PM] Hollie: pancake
[7:18:15 PM] Mathias Smith: btw, I was joking
[7:18:24 PM] Mathias Smith: I cut it every few months
[7:18:27 PM] Hollie: sure u were
[7:18:30 PM] Term: Term is a bit lost tbh
[7:19:03 PM] Hollie: pancakes pubes
[7:19:03 PM] Hollie: end of story

The almighty Dan told me to

 

[Terminus]

6:27 PM <Atticus> I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIIIAAAAALLLLLLL
6:27 PM <Atticus> wythe****naut
6:27 PM <MadameMajora> i don't love you anymore
Midna Answered in thread : All That You're Waiting For?
6:27 PM <MadameMajora> bc
6:26 PM <Atticus> wynaut
Ninten* Answered in thread : MAFIA XIV: Resident Evil 4
6:26 PM <MadameMajora> no not you
6:26 PM <Atticus> thx hollie
6:26 PM <MadameMajora> but only you because i love you the most
6:26 PM <MadameMajora> yes
Atsuma Answered in thread : Post Your Shinies Here
6:26 PM <Atticus> lol mandy
6:26 PM <mandym287> my eyes
6:26 PM <mandym287> you have something on your butt
Mido Answered in thread : Are You A Good Public Speaker?
6:26 PM <Atticus> i did
6:26 PM <Atticus> yes
6:25 PM <PK Flash> you have an awesome butt
6:25 PM <PK Flash> has anybody ever told you
6:25 PM <PK Flash> just to piss people off
6:25 PM <PK Flash> hollie

Oh you guys.

 

[Sydney]

[2/23/2013 6:21:58 PM] Nyan: I'm getting on Brawl now.
[2/23/2013 6:22:59 PM | Edited 6:23:34 PM] Nyan: Atticus, where art thou?
[2/23/2013 6:23:38 PM] Nyan: ...wherefore means why.
[2/23/2013 6:23:46 PM] Nyan: Dangit.
[2/23/2013 6:23:56 PM] Sarah Vondliz: oh ok give me a sex
[2/23/2013 6:23:57 PM] Sarah Vondliz: sex
[2/23/2013 6:23:58 PM] Sarah Vondliz: NO
[2/23/2013 6:24:00 PM] Sarah Vondliz: PLEASE
[2/23/2013 6:24:02 PM] Sarah Vondliz: NO
[2/23/2013 6:24:03 PM] Sarah Vondliz: GOD NO
[2/23/2013 6:24:03 PM] Nyan: XD
[2/23/2013 6:24:19 PM] Nyan: Omg
[2/23/2013 6:24:33 PM] Nyan: I kind of want to post that in the memorable im thread.

(Nyan = Heroine of Time)

Your wish is granted.

 

[CynicalSquid]

Drew
quick whats the name of an actress i can talk about without looking weird

3:39pm
Mathias Smith

Adolf Hitler

3:39pm
Drew

perfect! thanks

I don't know

 

[Guest_1]

[6:01:33 PM] Jenn13: Hes cool
[6:01:35 PM] Jenn13: I love him
[6:02:17 PM] Axle the Beast: [6:01 PM] Jenn13:

<<< hes way cooler
[6:02:20 PM] Axle the Beast: [6:01 PM] Jenn13:

<<< cooler
[6:02:25 PM] Axle the Beast: [6:01 PM] Jenn13:

<<< cool
[6:02:25 PM] Keith: Oho
[6:02:35 PM] Axle the Beast: You think I'm cool. (heart)
[6:02:39 PM] Jenn13: Wait wut?
[6:09:16 PM] λ: Jenn, what have I told you about feeding Axle's ego?
[6:09:38 PM] Keith: Don't feed the ego
[6:11:20 PM] Axle the Beast: It cannot be stopped.
[6:12:42 PM] A Link In Time: http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/f16/why-isnt-axle-hylian-noble-40412.html
[6:12:45 PM] A Link In Time: Ha, ha, Axle.
[6:12:54 PM] Jenn13: I wasnt feeding his ego!
[6:13:00 PM] Jenn13: He took it out of context!
[6:13:15 PM] Axle the Beast: Sigh.
[6:13:22 PM] λ: You're saying he was looking for love in all the wrong places.
[6:13:26 PM] λ: Like the beast he is.
[6:13:43 PM] λ: (happy)
[6:13:43 PM] Axle the Beast: Who said I was looking for love?
[6:13:47 PM] Axle the Beast: I was looking for cool.
[6:13:53 PM] λ: Love is cool.
[6:13:54 PM] Axle the Beast: Also god, what is that smiley
[6:13:56 PM] λ: Love is hot.
[6:14:03 PM] λ: Love is fluffy.
[6:14:12 PM] λ: Love is burly.
[6:14:16 PM] Axle the Beast: Are you saying I'm easy to love?
[6:14:35 PM] λ: No.
[6:14:39 PM] Jenn13: You want me to love you wut?!?!
[6:14:39 PM] λ: I am saying you are none of the above.
[6:14:48 PM] λ:
[6:14:53 PM] Keith: Oh snap
[6:15:58 PM] Axle the Beast: A legion would disagree with you.
[6:16:32 PM] λ: So they would.
[6:16:35 PM] λ: (happy)
[6:16:53 PM] Jenn13: Should I get popcorn?
[6:17:06 PM] λ: Only if it has extra butter and you share it with me.
[6:17:20 PM] Jenn13: Jenn13 shares popcorn with Lamb
[6:17:24 PM] λ: λ noms
[6:17:38 PM] Axle the Beast: See
[6:17:51 PM] Axle the Beast: The mistake you make is thinking I need you to affirm whether or not I am hot to know I am hot.
[6:18:42 PM] λ: I think the mistake you make is taking me seriously right now.
[6:18:48 PM] λ:
[6:19:13 PM] λ: λ goes back to sleep under her bridge
[6:19:54 PM] Jenn13: [6:17 PM] Axle the Beast:

<<< The mistake you make is thinking I need you to affirm whether or not I am hot to know I am hot.
Do you know youre hot?
[6:20:01 PM] Jenn13: Are you sexy and you know it?
[6:20:11 PM] λ: Clap your hands!
[6:20:13 PM] λ: (clap)
[6:20:27 PM] Jenn13: XD

 

[Fraxinus]

Forgot to post these

19/02/2013 01:34 <mandym287> Fascinating
19/02/2013 01:32 <Dracomajora> Pretty exciting.
19/02/2013 01:32 <Dracomajora> Yep.
19/02/2013 01:32 <mandym287> I see.
19/02/2013 01:32 <mandym287> So this is what the late-night after 12 AM chats are like.
19/02/2013 01:31 <mandym287> ...
19/02/2013 01:31 <Dracomajora> Including human testicles.
19/02/2013 01:31 <Dracomajora> People eat everything.
19/02/2013 01:31 <Djinn> some people eat anything theycan catch
19/02/2013 01:31 <Dracomajora> ...
19/02/2013 01:31 <mandym287> Apparently, some people eat cow balls
19/02/2013 01:30 <mandym287> Oh wait what
19/02/2013 01:30 <mandym287> Wait, they censored the link. Never mind.
19/02/2013 01:30 <mandym287> http://www.gamespot.com/the-legend-o...013967/?page=1
19/02/2013 01:29 <Dracomajora> Google
19/02/2013 01:29 <mandym287> Do fish even have balls?
19/02/2013 01:29 <mandym287> Hyrule's water Runs through his *** and balls
19/02/2013 01:28 <mandym287> Reading the non-ZD results
19/02/2013 01:28 <Krazy4Krash>
19/02/2013 01:28 <Krazy4Krash> fit for a king...
19/02/2013 01:28 <Krazy4Krash> only if it's premium
19/02/2013 01:28 <Dracomajora> Google
19/02/2013 01:26 <mandym287> ...Zora butt water, anyone?
19/02/2013 01:25 <mandym287> Was how my sister first pronounced my name, apparently
19/02/2013 01:25 <mandym287> Allalalalayla
19/02/2013 01:25 <Dracomajora> To know that we know what we know, and to know that we do not know what we do not know, that is true knowledge.
19/02/2013 01:24 <Dracomajora> mren...
19/02/2013 01:24 <mandym287> ...nerm
19/02/2013 01:23 <mandym287> gdi guize, I sneak on so I can have late-night chats, not for you to be boring
19/02/2013 01:23 <Dracomajora> =}
19/02/2013 01:23 <JuicieJ> =D
19/02/2013 01:21 <mandym287> Doot doot doot
19/02/2013 01:21 <mandym287> *sneaks on mom's old laptop*

19/02/2013 08:16 <TheRizardon> 10/10
19/02/2013 08:15 <mandym287> They should just get a broom.
19/02/2013 08:15 <TheRizardon> Over 200 lengthy side quests
19/02/2013 08:15 <mandym287> Oh my.
19/02/2013 08:13 <TheRizardon> Over 100Dungeons!
19/02/2013 08:13 <mandym287> It's like the original game, but instead of 8 shards, there are like, 300.
19/02/2013 08:12 <TheRizardon> Zelda Fans - That game was sooo bad, I would rather play SS a million times over
19/02/2013 08:12 <TheRizardon> You gotta go 10/10
19/02/2013 08:12 <TheRizardon>
19/02/2013 08:12 <TheRizardon> IGN - We give the new Zelda game Shattered Triforce, 10/10
19/02/2013 08:10 <mandym287> Plot of next Zelda game.
19/02/2013 08:10 <mandym287> Go mae Link do it.
19/02/2013 08:09 <TheRizardon> How are we gonna fix it now?
19/02/2013 08:09 <TheRizardon> gosh dang, mandy
19/02/2013 08:08 <Spirit of Rutela> that yarn Zelda reply was only a matter of time :-/
19/02/2013 08:08 <mandym287> I dropped the Triforce the the floor... and it shattered. ;o
19/02/2013 08:07 <TheRizardon> You need to rest, K4K
19/02/2013 08:07 <TheRizardon> Glass would be better
19/02/2013 08:07 <K4KING> MY head's in pain
19/02/2013 08:07 <mandym287> Can Triforce be plastic too? Or would glass be more reasonable for the purpose of making Triforce Shards?
19/02/2013 08:07 <Spirit of Rutela> V not touching that thread
19/02/2013 08:06 <mandym287> Ooo
19/02/2013 08:06 <TheRizardon> No, they'd make the pots out of plastic
19/02/2013 08:05 <mandym287> Chair, Krashhh
19/02/2013 08:05 <mandym287> Wait... Clay Zelda wouldn't work... Link would then pity he pots he kills... we can't have that!
19/02/2013 08:05 <Krazy4Krash> night guys
19/02/2013 08:04 <TheRizardon> Robotic Zelda
19/02/2013 08:04 <Spirit of Rutela> whichever is juiciest
19/02/2013 08:04 <mandym287> Clay Zelda :cooky:
19/02/2013 08:03 <TheRizardon> What formed first, the chicken or the egg?
19/02/2013 08:03 <TheRizardon>
JuicieJ: No. Just No
19/02/2013 08:02 <Spirit of Rutela> ALIT has been making lots of threads we've seen before, a lot of people cant bring themselves to repeat age old answers
19/02/2013 08:02 <TheRizardon>
Ventus: No
19/02/2013 08:02 <TheRizardon> Alit has been getting a lot of replies in his threads that say "No"

<3

 

[Terminus]

8:03 PM <Wolf Sage> It makes me sad when you laugh at my typos...
8:03 PM <BeastModeMan97> idk, for some reason I found that funny.
8:03 PM <Wolf Sage>
8:02 PM <Wolf Sage> What's so funny?
8:02 PM <BeastModeMan97> lol
8:02 PM <Wolf Sage> *Birds
8:02 PM * Wolf Sage plays Angry Turds.

Oh Wolfy, we love you.

 

[Terminus]

I don't think he has ever understood a single thing I have ever posted and he must do it on purpose because no one is that stupid and still able to eat solid foods

Harsh but hilarious!