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The Oncoming Storm
Aug 22, 2012
Sacred Realm
One memorable one was when I became ruler of the universe and made everyone`s name Bob.

( Don`t know how to get SB quotes from a few hours ago.)


The Good Samaritan
Mar 20, 2012
Canberra, Australia
Josh is such a loser.
[8:40:03 PM] Josh: FSA is such a sexy game
[8:40:08 PM] Josh: you guys just don't understand
[8:40:21 PM] Sarah Vondliz: Wand of Gamelon is sexier
[8:40:31 PM] Josh: no
[8:40:37 PM] Sarah Vondliz: yes
[8:40:46 PM] Josh: urmom
[8:40:51 PM] Sarah Vondliz: urdad
[8:40:57 PM] Josh: urself
[8:41:01 PM] Sarah Vondliz: urface
[8:41:08 PM] Josh: ureverything
[8:41:16 PM] Sarah Vondliz: urinfinityeverything
[8:41:26 PM] Josh: urinfinityeverythingplus1
[8:41:37 PM] Sarah Vondliz: urinfinityeverythingtimesinfinityeverythingplus1
[8:41:44 PM] Josh: ooooh
[8:41:54 PM] Sarah Vondliz: come at me
[8:42:09 PM] Mases: Atticus 1 - Josh 0


Luigi Fan
Apr 20, 2010
Hyrule Castle
9:38 AM <Violet> :right:
9:38 AM <Linknerd09> Haha. I made a new SAO signature yesterday.
9:38 AM <Violet> SAONDROME
9:38 AM <Violet> AKA
9:38 AM <Violet> Azure spreads the SAO Syndrome
9:38 AM <Linknerd09> Thanks to Azure I'm starting to like SAO.

Azure has the SAO Syndrome:right: Known as SAONDROME.

Violet Link

takumi was a mistake and so are the S supports
Feb 18, 2012
insert fictional world
1:07 AM <Azure Sage> okay it'm better now
1:06 AM <Linkdude74> That awkward moment when....
1:06 AM <mandym287> Nill Nickels
1:06 AM * Azure Sage takes breaths
1:06 AM <mandym287> Nill
1:06 AM <mandym287> knil
1:06 AM <Azure Sage> ogod hepl me
1:06 AM * Violet is knil
1:06 AM * Azure Sage can't calm down
1:06 AM <mandym287> hepl
1:06 AM * Violet wears a Link wig
1:06 AM <Azure Sage> hepl
1:06 AM <Azure Sage> it's become compulsive
1:06 AM * Violet rides Epona
1:06 AM <Azure Sage> I am laughing so hard right now
1:06 AM * Violet plays Epona Song
1:06 AM <Violet> WOOOP WOOP
1:05 AM <Trio the Punch> I like dat announcement
1:05 AM <Azure Sage> you guys don't understand
1:05 AM <Azure Sage> lmfao Mandy
1:05 AM <mandym287> HEAR HUNTING
1:05 AM <Trio the Punch> Oh my... what the **** is happening...
1:05 AM <zelda_geek> O i see it now
lets eat appleas
Nov 28, 2011
1:10 PM <Azure Sage> Hooray!
1:10 PM <Violet> Hooray!
1:10 PM <Lord Vain> HOORAY!!
1:09 PM <Vanessa28> Hip hip!
1:09 PM <Vanessa28> Three cheers for Trio, the greatest man I've ever known!
1:09 PM <Koosholts> I say we should throw him a parade!
1:08 PM <Azure Sage> I love him like he was my father!
1:08 PM <mandym287> Yup, he's pretty much the coolest person in the whole world.
1:07 PM <justac00lguy> I agree wholeheartedly!
1:07 PM <A Link In Time> Boy, Trio sure is awesome.

Now, I wasn't actually there for this conversation, but I think we can safely assume this is exactly how it went. :I
May 17, 2010
Middle of Nowhere, PA
Skype League of Legend group said:
[12/30/2012 11:56:50 PM] Atheistbigred: 500 more IP till i can get Xin
[12/30/2012 11:57:11 PM] Xinnamin: people calling Xin Zhao "Xin" is never going to stop tripping me up
[12/30/2012 11:58:14 PM] Atheistbigred:
[Sunday, December 30, 2012 11:57 PM] Xinnamin: people calling Xin Zhao "Xin" is never going to stop tripping me up
Yes, Xinn. I wanna buy you for 3150 IP. :right:

[12/30/2012 11:58:24 PM] Xinnamin: ._____. eep

3 hours later....

[3:44:56 AM] Atheistbigred: Well at least that last match didn't go to waste. I finally got enough IP to buy Xin
[3:45:12 AM] Atheistbigred: I mean Xinn
[3:45:19 AM] Xinnamin: anywho, League is gradually pushing my bedtime back more and more each night
[3:45:22 AM] Xinnamin: go away Red

][6:48:03 PM] Travis Haile-Awesome: alright i'm done
[6:48:13 PM] Travis Haile-Awesome: i definitely want xin
[6:48:19 PM] Djinn: yea I need to go too
[6:48:32 PM] Travis Haile-Awesome: later
[7:00:29 PM] Atheistbigred:
Travis Haile-Awesome said:
i definitely want xin
You mean Xinn (chuckle)

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If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
May 20, 2012
Sub-Orbital Trajectory
4:26 PM <Terminus> Oh
4:26 PM <Terminus> But my bladder control
4:26 PM <A Link In Time> @___________________________________________@
4:26 PM <TheBlueReptile> Rule #4: Except for the toilet or a small hole in the ground
4:26 PM <Majora's Cat> hold that bladder if you know what's gud for ya
A Link In Time Answered in thread : Which Song Are You Currently Listening To?
4:26 PM <Atticus> Rule #3: Don't piss anywhere
4:25 PM <woyogoyo> Why do you think that?
4:25 PM <Trio the Punch> Are you serious, Gwaf?
4:25 PM <Terminus> Why?
4:25 PM <TheBlueReptile> Rule #2: Don't piss ON the mods
4:25 PM <GirlWithAFairy> I think my mom is asking to die...
4:25 PM <Terminus> Rule #1: Don't piss off the Mods
4:24 PM * Terminus cowers
4:24 PM <Terminus> Wups sorry
4:24 PM * Terminus crashes into Vee
4:24 PM * Terminus runs back in

Silly Terminus.

Violet Link

takumi was a mistake and so are the S supports
Feb 18, 2012
insert fictional world
8:38 AM <Terminus> :lol:
8:38 AM <Violet> :lol:
8:37 AM <JuicieJ> :lol:
8:37 AM <Terminus> :lol: Silly Lizard
8:37 AM <Terminus> :lol:
8:37 AM <A Link In Time> :lol:
8:37 AM <woyogoyo> :lol:
8:37 AM <Terminus> :lol:
:lol: chain

10:42 AM <A Link In Time> lol
10:42 AM <Violet> favorite dinosaur wat
10:42 AM <JuicieJ> STOP POSTING
10:42 AM <JuicieJ> GDI LINKY
A Link In Time Created thread : Favorite Dinosaur
10:42 AM <JuicieJ> Although I guess I could say Super Metroid
10:42 AM <JuicieJ> Thanks
10:42 AM <JuicieJ> Anyway, I was going to say Metroid Prime, but you took it
10:41 AM <A Link In Time> =(
10:41 AM <JuicieJ> What happened to you?
10:41 AM <JuicieJ> Linky, man, you've sure been on a thread drought lately
A Link In Time Created thread : When Do You Purchase Technology?
10:40 AM <Violet> nah
10:40 AM <JuicieJ> Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
10:40 AM <A Link In Time> Yep.
10:40 AM <GirlWithAFairy> That's not spam, it's legit posting
10:39 AM <A Link In Time> ok?
10:39 AM <A Link In Time> ugh...
10:39 AM <Violet> That I would- i think i have an idea
10:39 AM <A Link In Time> I actually wanted to post that in the OP.
10:39 AM <Violet> Please make an interesting thread.
10:39 AM <Violet> ALIT.

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Azure Sage

March onward forever...
Staff member
ZD Legend
Comm. Coordinator
1:24 AM <Thareous> Yesu sirru, Azureu Sageu.
1:24 AM <Azure Sage> Accept your failure
1:24 AM <Xinnamin> not until you try to cut off your **** to feed the ducks
1:24 AM <Azure Sage> No Thar, just don't
1:24 AM <Xinnamin> you don't even know drunk typing
1:24 AM <Thareous> Words with 'u' on the ends.
1:23 AM <TheRizardon> Drunk typing
1:23 AM <Xinnamin> Thar what even did you just write
1:23 AM <Azure Sage> He's failing at it, too
1:23 AM <Austin> being racist, that's what
1:23 AM <Azure Sage> Thar what are you doing
1:23 AM <sailormars109> Egad.
1:23 AM <Thareous> Happyu Newu Yearu, Shoutboxu!
Thar just can't win...

Discussing old members, such as Erebea, and then this happened...
2:35 AM <Azure Sage> lmfao
2:35 AM <Kazumi> this could get hot
2:35 AM <Kazumi> great
2:35 AM <Austin> sure
2:35 AM <Kazumi> who is also a trap
2:35 AM <Kazumi> can Beep be Cat Girl
2:34 AM <Austin> not the trap part
2:34 AM <Austin> not that's xindi
2:34 AM <Kazumi> in trap form
2:34 AM <Kazumi> can beep be cat woman
2:34 AM <Austin> Exactly.
2:34 AM <PK Flash> Kazumi: Teen Wonder!
2:34 AM <Austin> Beep can be like, Spiderman in a crossover fic
2:34 AM <Kazumi> oh yeah
2:34 AM <Austin> remember
2:33 AM <Austin> and you're my sidekick
2:33 AM <Austin> Kaz that's me
2:33 AM <PK Flash> Me either, but he sure was fun as hell to talk to.
2:33 AM <Kazumi> but not the one that it needs right now
2:33 AM <Austin> Erebea is great.
2:33 AM <Kazumi> Beep is the hero that ZD deserves
2:33 AM <Azure Sage> Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing xD
2:33 AM <PK Flash> His legacy still lives on. <3
2:32 AM <Azure Sage> Good 'ol Erebea
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**** just got real

12:33 PM <Atticus> I'd tap that
12:33 PM <TheRizardon> Sounds yum
12:33 PM <Atticus> Zora Imported Gluteus Maximus Sparkling Cider Water
12:33 PM <mandym287> Imagine getting smacked in the face with a big hunk of ****
12:33 PM <ZeldaFan11> moons filled with poop? thats my kind of party
12:32 PM <mandym287> Poop Whips of Death
12:32 PM <Atticus> whips of death
12:32 PM <mandym287> Suddenly, Zora Butt Water sounds like an expensive wine
12:31 PM <TheRizardon> I need an adult
12:31 PM <mandym287> and pull that stuff out
12:31 PM <mandym287> they latch onto your poophole
12:31 PM <mandym287> those are just to used to extract poop
12:31 PM <mandym287> er
12:31 PM <TheRizardon> That's his/her biz
12:30 PM <Spirit of Rutela> it does have whips at some point
12:30 PM <Spirit of Rutela> I bet Majora has some weird fetishes full stop
12:30 PM <TheRizardon> That's deep
12:29 PM <mandym287> Though, Majora probably has some weird fetish for poop-filled moons
12:29 PM <mandym287> It just kind of happens, maaann
12:29 PM <mandym287> Who puts poo in anything?
12:28 PM <TheRizardon> But who put the poo in it?
12:28 PM <TheRizardon> woh
12:28 PM <mandym287> it is actually filled with poop build-up
12:28 PM <mandym287> it isn't just a metaphor for poop
12:28 PM <mandym287> no wonder it got so heavy
12:27 PM <TheRizardon> Giant moon poop crashing down on earth
12:27 PM <TheRizardon> It needs some prunes
12:26 PM <mandym287> The moon does look awfully constipated
12:26 PM <TheRizardon> chunky plant goop
12:26 PM <mandym287> he wipes your butt
12:26 PM <mandym287> Except ???
12:25 PM <mandym287> No, the inhabitants are the bacteria that fester in the toilet bowl
12:25 PM <Linkdude74> So all inhabitants are ****?
12:24 PM <mandym287> Because Termina is a toilet
12:24 PM <mandym287> Secretly
12:24 PM <mandym287> All inhabitants of Termina live in a toilet
12:24 PM <mandym287> Because he isn't the only one living in a toilet
12:24 PM <mandym287> And... ??? just wants freaking toilet paper
12:24 PM <Linkdude74> o_O what?
12:24 PM <Atticus> bad mental images
12:24 PM <Atticus> ew
12:23 PM <TheBlueReptile> And the four giants are a man trying to collect a stool sample
12:23 PM <mandym287> that lands in the toilet
12:23 PM <mandym287> And the moon is the poop
12:22 PM <mandym287> Termina is a toilet
videogamenerd10 Answered in thread : My Theory on What Termina REALLY Is.


If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
May 20, 2012
Sub-Orbital Trajectory
**** just got real

The ****? :rolleyes:

3:36 PM * Terminus re-dialects
3:35 PM <Terminus> Its a dialect issue
3:35 PM <Trio the Punch> THEY'RE ****ING CHIPS!!!!
3:35 PM <Spirit of Rutela> JC
3:35 PM <Trio the Punch> Remarkable that it hadn't been done yet...
3:35 PM <justac00lguy> Now i want some crisips *goes to get crisips
3:35 PM <Trio the Punch> I thought it was pretty great :/
3:35 PM <Terminus> Lamigern
Terminus Answered in thread : Your Favorite/Least Favorite Potato Chip Flavor
PancakeSamurai Answered in thread : Your Favorite/Least Favorite Potato Chip Flavor
3:33 PM <Terminus> that is
Viral Maze Answered in thread : Gaming in 2012 - Highs and Lows
3:33 PM <Terminus> of an idea
3:33 PM <Terminus> And it's not even that great
3:33 PM <Trio the Punch> Azure's thread is a hit

Argument-ish about dialects.
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Azure Sage

March onward forever...
Staff member
ZD Legend
Comm. Coordinator
1:24 AM <Azure Sage> LOL
1:24 AM <A Link In Time> /wrist
1:24 AM <Azure Sage> He posted about it in the picture thread
1:24 AM <A Link In Time> /leave
1:24 AM <Azure Sage> Yeah
1:24 AM <A Link In Time> lol wut
1:24 AM <Azure Sage> That's a picture of his new haircut, Alit
1:24 AM <Lord Vain> That's his hair now, Alit...yepp.
1:23 AM <A Link In Time> Yikes.
1:23 AM <A Link In Time> Pancake's avy gives me the creeps.
Alit can't handle the new "Mancake".


Mad haters lmao
May 26, 2010
Hylian Champion
[9:11:16 PM] Mathias Smith: [7:56 PM] A Link In Time:
<<< "guys i'm really worried for 2013 because 2+0+1+3=6 and do you know how many nipples hitler would have if he had 4 more? that's right 6"
Hollie :P
[9:11:42 PM] Van: hey dammit
[9:12:00 PM] Mathias Smith: My name isn't dammit
[9:12:15 PM] Van: lmfao
[9:12:17 PM] Julia: I'm sorry Van, I would but, YouTube won't load for me.
[9:12:18 PM] Van: I am so sorry
[9:12:28 PM] Van: PS I am so sorry
[9:12:35 PM] Van: I don't know what I was thinking there

LOL I don't know what I was thinking when I was responding to PS


Swag Master General
Aug 1, 2012
The End
Apache Helicopter
[2:33:06 PM] Mathias Smith: If I get a girlfriend anytime soon and she wants marriage i'd be scared
[2:33:36 PM] Dan: if you find a gf that wants to be married as soon as she meets you, then be scared pancake ;p
[2:33:52 PM] Mathias Smith: i know
[2:34:32 PM] Mathias Smith: 1 word. Psycho
[2:34:49 PM Dan: A psycho gf is a turn on ;p
[2:35:01 PM] Mathias Smith: She'd have a pancake shrine
[2:35:14 PM] Mathias Smith: her fridge is full of syrup
[2:35:18 PM] Dan: indeed, and cook you humans for breakfast
[2:35:23 PM] linkerbelle: (rofl)
[2:35:28 PM] Mathias Smith: (chuckle)
[2:35:41 PM] Dan: erm... having a pancake shrine is normal
[2:35:49 PM Mathias Smith: Dan
[2:35:54 PM] Dan: we all compete often to see who has the best one
[2:36:05 PM] Mathias Smith: Do you have a Pancake shrine?
[2:36:07 PM Dan: so far Mandi is winning, she carved a pumpkin to look like your face
[2:36:17 PM] Mathias Smith: lol
[2:36:22 PM] linkerbelle: 1st place, *****es.
[2:36:26 PM] linkerbelle: suck on that.
[2:36:32 PM] Mathias Smith: ok
[2:36:46 PM] linkerbelle: in your dreams
[2:37:31 PM] linkerbelle: ...where you frolic with pancake in meadows of assorted jams with streams of maple syrup
Apparently Pancake shrines are common o.o

Azure Sage

March onward forever...
Staff member
ZD Legend
Comm. Coordinator
11:30 PM <Azure Sage> xDDD
11:30 PM <GaroXicon> It's a crack pairing
11:30 PM <Axle the Beast> lololololololololol
11:30 PM <Xinnamin> AXLE WTF WTF WTF
11:30 PM <Thareous> Yes ma'am.
11:30 PM <Xinnamin> Axle wtf
11:30 PM <Axle the Beast> Pairing!
11:30 PM <Atsuma> lol
11:30 PM <Axle the Beast> Austsuma.
11:30 PM <Atsuma> V
11:29 PM <Xinnamin> Thar, get out
11:29 PM <Thareous> Because similar spelling...almost.
11:29 PM <Thareous> So by default I'd read it as Austin's.
11:29 PM <Thareous> I saw your name above Xinn's
11:28 PM <Atsuma> You need glasses, Thary.
11:28 PM <Xinnamin> Thar, get out
11:28 PM <Thareous> I read Atsuma as Austin. O,o
I think Axle needs help more than Thar needs glasses. :P

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