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[Norm]

6:00 PM <Norm> chat box staring contest! GO!

This started it all.

6:02 PM <Norm> What?
6:01 PM *Joy gazes soulfully into norms eyes

It got scary really fast.

6:05 PM <Norm> You guys do know I'm 13, right?
6:05 PM <Joy> My whats?
6:05 PM <RegalBryant> Joy, don't you want to save your ****s for Ventus?

It got funny, though.

6:07 PM * Norm runs quickly away.
6:07 PM <Norm> !!
6:07 PM <Joy> And Brian i can **** whoever I want

The, it got scary again, so I got out.

Moral of the story: Don't say strange things on the internet.

 

[Vanessa28]

Why the heck should I kiss Turo?

14/10/2012 00:58 <Joy> Please Please please please
14/10/2012 00:57 <Ventus> please kiss Turo Vee
14/10/2012 00:57 <Vanessa28> YOU want me to kiss you Turoxygen
14/10/2012 00:57 <Joy> Please kiss Turo vee
14/10/2012 00:57 <Turo602> Regal wishes.
14/10/2012 00:57 <PancakeSamurai> Idk if Amber know I exist
14/10/2012 00:57 * RegalBryant is thus not dead.
14/10/2012 00:57 <Turo602> You don't need to, but you want to.
14/10/2012 00:57 * Vanessa28 refuses to kiss Turo :p
14/10/2012 00:56 * RegalBryant can do everything better than Turo
14/10/2012 00:56 <Ventus> pretty please?
14/10/2012 00:56 * Joy does what she wants
14/10/2012 00:56 <Vanessa28> I don't need to kiss Turo :p
14/10/2012 00:56 <Ventus> The Doctor said so
14/10/2012 00:56 * Joy hurts kills or destroys Turo
14/10/2012 00:56 <RegalBryant> Wondering who hates you.
14/10/2012 00:56 * Turo602 feels no pain
14/10/2012 00:56 <Vanessa28> Huh? Who says I'm the only one?
14/10/2012 00:56 * Turo602 can't be hurt, killed, or destroyed
14/10/2012 00:56 <PancakeSamurai> RB y u say Amber
14/10/2012 00:56 <Ventus> because you're the only one who can make him feel better :>
14/10/2012 00:56 <Vanessa28> That sounds better
14/10/2012 00:55 <RegalBryant> VEE, DESTROY TURO.
14/10/2012 00:55 <Wolf Sage> David Bowie.
14/10/2012 00:55 <Joy> Josie kisses you Pancake
14/10/2012 00:55 <Vanessa28> But why would he need my kisses?
14/10/2012 00:55 <Wolf Sage> Disembowe.
14/10/2012 00:55 <Joy> Vee give Turo a kiss
14/10/2012 00:55 <Vanessa28> Why should I kiss Turo?
14/10/2012 00:55 <RegalBryant> ls Turo.
14/10/2012 00:55
<Ventus> Vee, kiss Turo please :>

 

[Turo602]

Why the heck should I kiss Turo?

Because you want to.

 

[Vanessa28]

Because you want to.

Ehm...NOOOOOOOO

 

[Joy]

* 1:23 AM* * * Ventus touches Turo's ****

Wow.

 

[Turo602]

8:58 PM <Joy> Because Ventus is my favouritest
8:57 PM <Vanessa28> Turo is the big man
8:57 PM <RegalBryant> aka, everyone except Turo and Mr. Rogers.
8:57 PM <Joy> He's jealous of you
8:57 PM <Ventus> Turo isn't jealous of anyone
8:57 PM <Vanessa28> Joking right?
8:57 PM <RegalBryant> of moi. And all soul bearing peoples.
8:56 PM <Turo602> A jealous person would say that...
8:56 PM <Vanessa28> you?
8:56 PM <Vanessa28> Turo jealous? Of whom?
8:56 PM <RegalBryant> The jealous will be Turo...
8:56 PM * Vanessa28 loves Vanny
8:56 PM <Turo602> I'm just that damn good.
8:55 PM <Ventus> love you Vee

You guys heard the lady. I'm the big man around here. But more importantly, I'm her big man.

 

[Vanessa28]

You guys heard the lady. I'm the big man around here. But more importantly, I'm her big man.

fyasctnmilhu,yhiyus uaso .zduivio/|{jks\/\[k/sj!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT!!
*Facepalms*

 

[Wolf Sage]

The fork has happened to this thread..? :facepalm:

---

So anyways, I found this funny:

[9:52:31 PM] zeldalinknavi: my ears never came in the mail T_T
[9:54:38 PM] PancakeSamurai: ok?
[9:54:44 PM] zeldalinknavi: lol
[9:54:55 PM] PancakeSamurai: Amber
[9:55:04 PM] zeldalinknavi: ok?
[9:55:09 PM] PancakeSamurai: lol
[9:55:20 PM] zeldalinknavi: ._.
[9:55:32 PM] PancakeSamurai: wtf just happened?
[9:56:22 PM] zeldalinknavi: dunno.
[9:57:27 PM] PancakeSamurai: ok
[9:58:44 PM] wolfsage...: My toes never came back in the mail either...
[9:59:05 PM] zeldalinknavi: xDDDDDD
[9:59:10 PM] zeldalinknavi: ew
[9:59:36 PM] PancakeSamurai: my **** never came in the mail
[9:59:59 PM] zeldalinknavi: TMI
[10:00:19 PM] wolfsage...: no get out
[10:00:28 PM] Matt: One of the mailmen saw it and took it for himself. Because his package was too small.

 

[Turo602]

9:06 PM <Turo602> v
9:05 PM <Joy> Nah he's batman he has a great big skull, a great big everything.
9:05 PM <Turo602> Joy brings me so much joy.
9:05 PM <Turo602> Nice to know how you REALLY feel Vanessa.
9:05 PM <PancakeSamurai> i want to leave the SB but Joy is here
9:05 PM <RegalBryant> Big space in his skull...
9:04 PM <Vanessa28> He caught me
9:04 PM <Hero of Time>
9:04 PM <Turo602> v
9:04 PM <Hero of Time> *Batman
9:04 PM <Vanessa28> veeshutsupbecauseshesaidsomethingwhichcantbeundone anymore
9:03 PM <Joy> I agree, you're the big man Turo.

 

[Vanessa28]

This is something new

10:25 AM <Vanessa28> I'm married to Turo?
Spirit of Rutela Answered in thread : Female Link
10:25 AM <A Link In Time> xD
10:25 AM <A Link In Time> lol
10:25 AM <Dan> NECRO!
10:25 AM <A Link In Time> xD
10:25 AM <Dan> A|it PERFECT THREAD FOR YOU!
10:25 AM <A Link In Time> Turo, play nice.
10:25 AM <A Link In Time> Huh?
10:25 AM <Dan> turo supports forced marridge
10:24 AM <Master> well...this is awkward...
A Link In Time Answered in thread : Self-Satisfaction: Good or Bad?
10:24 AM <Turo602> Since that day you passed out and woke up with no recollection of what happened the day before.
10:24 AM <Vanessa28> Turo since when am I your wife???
10:24 AM <Turo602> There's a difference.
10:23 AM <Master> Aha.
10:23 AM <Turo602> It's my business considering she's my wife... and no, I didn't say "mommy". I said mummy.
10:23 AM <Vanessa28> awwwww I adopt you!
10:23 AM <Master> ...just sayin'...
10:23 AM <Master> Well if Vanessa if a mother or not, is not your business.

 

[Azure Sage]

6:54 AM <Azure Sage> lol Joy
6:54 AM <Azure Sage> Yes Rep
6:54 AM <Joy> As = Vio
6:54 AM <TheBlueReptile> A Blue Sage?
6:54 AM <Joy> Hereford Azure Sage = violets
6:54 AM <Azure Sage> I picked Sage with the person in mind, not the herb
6:53 AM <Joy> So azure Sage= blue plant
6:53 AM <Joy> I knew that sage is an herb
6:53 AM <Joy> I didn't know that Az.
6:52 AM <Azure Sage> Azure = Blue ;D

I = my sister! =D

 

[Joy]

I = my sister! =D

CONSPIRACYYYYYY

 

[Azure Sage]

5:06 PM <TheBlueReptile> Anything with two mounds of jiggling fat punctuated by only a single nipple is hot
5:06 PM * Azure Sage walks away
5:06 PM <Azure Sage> Nope
5:06 PM <Azure Sage> ....
5:06 PM <Azure Sage> I'm not even gonna
5:05 PM <Azure Sage> ...
5:05 PM <A Link In Time> =)
5:05 PM <A Link In Time> Definitely.
5:05 PM <A Link In Time> Yeah.
5:05 PM <Azure Sage> Alit, Ooccoo has boobs. Do you think it's hot?

... TBR, I'm not even gonna try to make sense out of that.

 

[zellinkda]

^ when do you people ever sit back and talk normal...

 

[Dan]

JJ's best entrance ever ;p

11:05 AM * JuicieJ hugs Azure
11:05 AM * Violet HUGGLES AZURE
11:04 AM * Azure Sage HUGGLES VIO =D
11:04 AM <Azure Sage> YAAAAAAAAAAY
11:04 AM <Azure Sage> VIOOOOOOOO
11:04 AM * Violet Ki....Ki...Kiito-kun......
11:04 AM <Dan> ;p
11:04 AM <Krazy4Krash> why am i not surprised?
11:03 AM <Krazy4Krash> wow
11:03 AM <Dan> fun hobby...
11:03 AM <Krazy4Krash> ...
11:03 AM <Dan> then stick them all over my bedroom wall...
11:03 AM <Dan> what you don't know is I collect everyones pictures and stick them on different kinds of fruit...
11:02 AM <Azure Sage> I saw that
11:02 AM <Azure Sage> lol I know
11:02 AM <Dan> I can remember actually since I used that face to stick on a tomato
11:02 AM <Azure Sage> Yeah, I did
11:01 AM <Dan> you did that last time in the picture thread didn't you?
11:01 AM <Azure Sage> Where is my sister
11:01 AM <Azure Sage> I am going to take before and after shots of my hair
11:01 AM <Krazy4Krash> shaggy
11:01 AM <Krazy4Krash> because
11:00 AM <Dan> why not have super long hair?
11:00 AM <Krazy4Krash> unfortunately so, i am not gtting one tomorrow