TreeHuggerPanda
The tree hugger of Hyrule
- Joined
- Feb 4, 2010
Hi, I just found this while cleaning out my room. I think I wrote this in English as a free write and it's pretty long, so I going to post it in installments. Enjoy!
Rated PG13 for violence and swearing. Don't have your little brother or sister hanging around while you read this.
In a sacred land of Hyrule, oh, who are we kidding? Nintendo paid me to get all “formal” and stuff, so I’ll give you the story in my own ****ing words. In a land called Hyrule, there was some kid in green who drew out the Four Swords and he split into three other people. Long story short, he only did that to impress a chick named Zelda. He defeated whatever the **** came out of the sword and eventually he decided to pull that mother****en sword out again and evil escaped, and that green dude ended up in some random village with 3 other copies of himself. Their names were Blue, Red, Green, and Vio. Together, they cause a whole lotta mischief and somehow saved the world from its doom.
“Yo, Green, can we stop by Dylan’s Candy Bar? I think I’m ready to raid that thing!” Blue asked
“No! And where the **** is Dylan’s Candy Bar, anyway?” Green asked
“Right there!” Blue pointed to a dark store right in front of them.
“We don’t have time! We have to save Zelda!” Green exclaimed
“But she wouldn’t date you anyway! She’s too good for you!” Blue protested
“So? We’ve still been friends since we were little!” Green exclaimed
“Well, I’m going in and if anyone wants to join me, fine.” Blue headed into the dark store.
“Sorry, Green, but Blue’s gotta point.” Red headed in to join Blue.
Vio sighed, “I’m going to the bookstore, wanna join me?”
“Well, I’m going to find my way out of this village and save Zelda!” Green headed north and continued to find his way to the castle.
While Green was trying to save his future girlfriend, Red and Blue got into a very sticky situation.
“I demand you tell me where the gummies are!” Red screamed at the cashier.
“But it’s a secret to everybody!” The cashier screamed at their faces
“Stop ****ing around with us and tell us where the mother****en are!” Blue screamed
“IT’S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY!” The cashier told them
“What the ****, is that supposed to be a Zelda reference, or you don’t want to tell us?” Red asked
“Zelda reference. It’s even a secret to me…” The cashier replied
“Stop bull ****ing us, and we demand to talk to your manager!” Blue screamed
“I am my own manager!” The cashier screamed
“Then where are the gummies?!” Blue and Red demanded
“I don’t know. We didn’t get a shipment on them yet!” The cashier cried
“FREEZE AND PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!” The police shouted
“Who the **** are you?” Red asked
“The police of the village. You’re under arrest for raiding a store.” The police said. “We’re taking you to jail.”
Rated PG13 for violence and swearing. Don't have your little brother or sister hanging around while you read this.
In a sacred land of Hyrule, oh, who are we kidding? Nintendo paid me to get all “formal” and stuff, so I’ll give you the story in my own ****ing words. In a land called Hyrule, there was some kid in green who drew out the Four Swords and he split into three other people. Long story short, he only did that to impress a chick named Zelda. He defeated whatever the **** came out of the sword and eventually he decided to pull that mother****en sword out again and evil escaped, and that green dude ended up in some random village with 3 other copies of himself. Their names were Blue, Red, Green, and Vio. Together, they cause a whole lotta mischief and somehow saved the world from its doom.
“Yo, Green, can we stop by Dylan’s Candy Bar? I think I’m ready to raid that thing!” Blue asked
“No! And where the **** is Dylan’s Candy Bar, anyway?” Green asked
“Right there!” Blue pointed to a dark store right in front of them.
“We don’t have time! We have to save Zelda!” Green exclaimed
“But she wouldn’t date you anyway! She’s too good for you!” Blue protested
“So? We’ve still been friends since we were little!” Green exclaimed
“Well, I’m going in and if anyone wants to join me, fine.” Blue headed into the dark store.
“Sorry, Green, but Blue’s gotta point.” Red headed in to join Blue.
Vio sighed, “I’m going to the bookstore, wanna join me?”
“Well, I’m going to find my way out of this village and save Zelda!” Green headed north and continued to find his way to the castle.
While Green was trying to save his future girlfriend, Red and Blue got into a very sticky situation.
“I demand you tell me where the gummies are!” Red screamed at the cashier.
“But it’s a secret to everybody!” The cashier screamed at their faces
“Stop ****ing around with us and tell us where the mother****en are!” Blue screamed
“IT’S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY!” The cashier told them
“What the ****, is that supposed to be a Zelda reference, or you don’t want to tell us?” Red asked
“Zelda reference. It’s even a secret to me…” The cashier replied
“Stop bull ****ing us, and we demand to talk to your manager!” Blue screamed
“I am my own manager!” The cashier screamed
“Then where are the gummies?!” Blue and Red demanded
“I don’t know. We didn’t get a shipment on them yet!” The cashier cried
“FREEZE AND PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!” The police shouted
“Who the **** are you?” Red asked
“The police of the village. You’re under arrest for raiding a store.” The police said. “We’re taking you to jail.”
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