Corrupt a wish!

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but then he/she turns into a cat.

I wish I could figure out how to properly crochet in a round.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but now you can't crochet normally anymore.

I wish my fashion sense weren't shunned.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, now you can't wear anything unique as everyone copies you.


I wish time was a myth.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but you'll regret it when everyone's late to your birthday party.

I wish getting voice lessons wasn't awkward.

 

[JamesBond007]

Granted, but getting other types of lessons will be awkward.

I wish wearing video game character's clothes would give you his abilities. I bought the shirts already.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but the only video game character shirt currently in existence is of the dog from Duck Hunt. ((And you're like Polish, which is like totally awesome.))

I wish I would win an Oscar someday.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you win because of trololol

I wish you shouldn't have done that.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but then everyone thinks that you're just terrible at grammer since you said that.

I wish that I knew why I suddenly react to eating lots of chedder cheese suddenly.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but it turns out to be because you're deathly allergic to cheddar cheese.

I wish Maes Hughes didn't die.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

He'll be reincarnated, but as a zombie

I wish I didn't see that spider in my room this morning...

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but you did see that scorpion.

I wish shopping was obsolete.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Granted, but thievery takes over

I wish I was better at coming up with wishes

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but no one can come up with good responses, therefore derailing the game.

I wish the good stories on FanFiction would update so I can have something to read.

 

[Nakkuru]

They did, but you get killed by a Ninja RIGHT before you read them...

I want to own EVERY Zelda game in perfact working condition!

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but that means the CD-i's and the Tingle games as well...

I wish applying an OC to this one story wasn't so complicated.