Corrupt a wish!

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but the moment you lose your invincibility you're walking in lava. Yeah, you can see how that ends...

I wish I had really expensive cymbals.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but they are very heave and big you cannot use them


I wish I had a day off

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, Now February only has 27 days.

I Wish mods would be allowed to have fun.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but now they will never be serious again

I wish it would stop storming and raining

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But now the fires are rampant everywhere.


I wish all water was a soda.

 

[Naga]

Granted, and all of your favorite foods suddenly taste awful

I wish for infinity Keebler minty fudge bars

 

[Kupsacker]

Granted, but the Keebler elves enslaved you to make minty fudge bars for eternity. The minty fudge bars are your paycheck.

I wish my nose would be un-stuffed.

 

[The Joker]

Granted but now you have no nose!

I wish I was the cure for cancer.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but you would be cooked and boiled

I wish someone would cook me a meal

 

[Kupsacker]

Granted. Enjoy your hot fresh maggot cheese.

I wish sandals wouldn't get so smelly.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but now you will be smelly

I wish I could play in a Mario game. Live action

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But you fall in a hole on stage 1-1 and lose your final life.

I wish I could prove Pi = Awesomeness

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but in order to prove that, you require division by zero to work, and hence you completely explode the universe.

I wish that I could visualize 29-dimensional space.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, then an object explodes causing you to see 30 dimensions. It then gets followed by 90% of the dimensions to cease working. Now only 3 are left for you to observe.


I wish someone would make the corruption of this wish interesting.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but your wish will be fullfilled with lame replies

I wish I would keep my head straight