The Joker
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Granted but you have no waffles, just a rusty stand.
I wish I was the Universe.
I wish I was the Universe.
Granted but he will never leave you alone and keep on talking about it
I wish I had a sonic screwdriver
Granted, your wish will not be granted.
I wish my dog's breath didn't smell like azz (he just got his teeth cleaned at the vet two weeks ago!)
Granted, but your dog is dead.
I wish, I knew what wish for.