Corrupt a wish!

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but it's a dude named Hat. He smells real bad and he won't leave you alone.
I wish for an egg salad sandwich.

 

[Norm]

Granted. You get a rotten egg, a spoiled salad, and a moldy sandvich.

I wish for an SNES.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but you'll never be able to get Chrono Trigger, so that sucks.
I wish for superhuman disco fever.

 

[Norm]

Granted, you get a 120 degree fever and zits the size of disco balls.

I wish for the Captain's Hat.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but all of the stal-children have decided to poop in all of Skull Keeta's food.
I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Norm]

Granted, you die before you can type it.

I wish for 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
4428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273
724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609

(that's Pi, either spelling is fine fot the wish granted)

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but there's no cool whip.
I wish for the world's most comfortable pair of underwear!
(suck it, Pilaf)

 

[Norm]

Granted, it smells like the 1972 Miami Dolphins's locker room.

I wish for a fedora.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but hipsters are lame.
I wish for a pineapple.

 

[Norm]

THAT'S it, your now OFFICIALLY my archrival now!

























































































(P.S., I'm winning)

 

[Trio the Punch]

I have successfully forced you to post in the wrong thread.
I wish for some cheese.

 

[Norm]

I'm not sure how that happened...

Anyways, granted, but it's moldy.

I wish for a fedora and to live in a world identical to ours, except for the fact that hipsters aren't lame.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but alternate worlds are lame.
I wish for a brand new, super sleek DUEL DISK SYSTEM!

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but you must go to a strange store and get rick-rolled!
I wish for 100 moar posts

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you get 100 molar posts because I read your wish incorrectly.

I wish no-one would spell incorrectly.