Corrupt a wish!

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but the pie was made in a bomb factory. It's a bomb.
I wish I was The Tallest!

 

[toonlink]

Granted. As you proceed t obecome taller and taller, you destroy several buildings, crash a couple of planes then die of suffocation in space.
I wish for nothing!

 

[Trio the Punch]

Your wish has been granted, but you aren't able to tell (because, you know, it's nothing)
I wish I was a bumblebear.

 

[Shadao]

Wish Granted, now you're locked in a very small exhibit in a zoo with bad food displayed as the only bumblebear in existance.

I wish all insulting and rude Internet Trolls would be permanently banned from the Internet.

 

[Violet Link]

Granted,but someone who does'nt know bout' internet trollz will start internet trollz again for eternity.
I wish for myself.

 

[LnktheWolf]

granted, but you get on your nerves

I wish I had telekinesis

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but it's only strong enough to move paint chips.
I wish for all the money.

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but all the money is a single penny

I wish the cake wasn't a lie

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but it already wasn't, so your wish is wasted.
I wish to have the power to reference every culture defining television series in the history of man (already pretty close).

 

[Kappa]

Granted, but you're attracting the wrong kind of attention from the opposite gender :nerd:

I wish I had a better memory.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but you remembered a lot of suppressed things involving Clowns that eventually drove you insane.
I wish for a blimp.

 

[Violet Link]

Granted,but the blimp exploded.
I wish my internet is fixed.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but it is slower than ever.
I wish I had Lightning fast reflexes.

 

[Violet Link]

Granted,but when you try it,it did not work so I didn't grant it
I wish for no happy endings.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but the wish makes only your life a miserable disappointment.

I wish for pokemon to be real.