Corrupt a wish!

[TheMasterSword]

Granted, but you crash and become sterile, and become paralyzed from the waste down. Bonus, your nurse is PedoBear.

I wish I had a N64

 

[Reaca]

Granted, but you will randomly start to catch things you touch on fire.

I wish I knew if a set of all sets contains itself.

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but the knowledge is too much power and you fall into a coma

I wish that someone would corrupt my wish about wanting Air Treks to be real with a funny and more original response.

 

[Wolf Sage]

Granted, but Wanijima flips out and his third form awakens and tries to kill you.


I wish for a wish that only becomes corrupt if you don't corrupt it.

 

[Big Octo]

No.

I wish the Enderman would stop stealing my house.

 

[Wolf Sage]

Granted, but all your base are belong to us.

I wish this thread was closed

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but your life is so sad without this thread that you kill puppies to fill the void.

I wish I would not be ninja'd when posting this.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But a thread just like this one would instantly appear exactly like this one with an extra exclamation point.
(granted, but you cause me to be ninja'd)
I wish I could divide by 0.

 

[chris112]

Granted but something bad happens... something about numbers

I wish I could get my Krusty Krab Pizza.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but it is cold by the time it is delivered and the soda tastes like gravel.

I wish I had the all-night mask.

 

[ZeldaOcarina]

Granted, but then you can't take it off when you want to.

I wish I had a Loftwing... named Joe...

 

[Reaca]

Granted, but Joe can't fly.

Je souhaite que tout le monde pouvait lire cette déclaration.

 

[Wolf Sage]

Certes, mais nous ne comprenons pas. :yes:

I wish for a fish in a dish.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted. but the fish is poisonous so you can't eat it.

I wish For lots of presents tomorrow.

 

[Selda]

Granted,but they are all fakes



I hope for someone to come up with some original