Corrupt a wish!

[Veely]

Granted, but then you get attacked by the paparazzi and then you try drugs and get yourself killed

I want my computer to start acting right!

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, now you're the one who's not acting right, causing you to get arrested.

I wish Skyward Sword will be a completely non-linear game.

 

[Mr.Verto]

Granted but you start at the middle of nowhere with nothing.

I wish Mondays were bad days

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but your eyes were plucked out in one of these days.

I wish for a pair of sunglasses.

 

[zants follower]

granted, but they're glasses made of suns

I wish people would admit to ripping things off

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but what you thought were the rip-offs were actually the originals.

I wish I could get a few more people to sign up for my fan fic.

 

[zants follower]

granted, but they just sign up to troll you

I wish the riddles thread was more popular

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but the riddles are either too easy or too hard.

I wish for an automatic A in all of my classes for the rest of my life.

 

[Mr.Verto]

Granted but you get to know all about all, so your head explodes

I wish i could download music to my head

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you accidentally download a very annoying song and it never stops playing.

I wish I could speak fluent Spanish (I barely know English, how do they expect me to learn another language?).

 

[zants follower]

granted, but you can never stop

I wish for 4 perfect gtx 480's, a perfect intel core i7 extreme edition, 32 gb of working ddr3 ram, a perfect acer 50" 1600p monitor, a 1000 watt psu, a liquid cooling system, a motherboard that supports all this, a beautiful case that fits this, somewhere to put it that is comfortable to me, and a lifetime warranty on everything.

 

[nicktheslayer]

Granted, but youre using no surge protector, link plays the song of storms, now its ALLLLLL useless. (EDIT: Then you die, and your 'lifetime' warranty is void.)

I wish i was me.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you hate yourself.

I wish I could stay on ZD all night.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but you are on ZD 24/7, so you no longer have a "real" social life, and you die because of a lack of sleep.

I wish I could produce enough water so that I was never thirsty.

 

[zants follower]

too bad (just kidding) well, it tastes like old socks and blue egg yolk

i wish i had used a surge protector