Corrupt a wish!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but your power can't be used to win a race.

I wish I knew how to ride a unicycle

 

[bigflyingpotato]

Granted but all the unicycles and people who know how to make them dissapear
I wish I didn't hate mornings so much

 

[Mr.Verto]

Granted but everyone is a happinees zoombie and you freak outand die
I wish for a delicious POP Tart

 

[Wielder of Aegis]

Granted but it's mutated and it eats you.

I wish that this wish won't be corrupted.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you wished for something you can't use.

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

 

[Veely]

Granted but it dies from too much cutting


I wish for a pony

 

[kokirion]

Granted, but she's called Epona and Link steals her when you're sleaping

I wish I know why people love those dragoneggs that much

 

[Veely]

Granted, Because we can't get real ones

I wish I had subway for lunch!

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted I ate it

I wish for ST to come back to me

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but the touch screen on your DS breaks just before you find it.

I wish for the power to rewind time.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but you always rewind to a set time and have to relive the same three days over again or else the moon crashes into the Earth and you die. You might also die of boredom!

I wish Deku Scrubs were in WW.

 

[bigflyingpotato]

Granted but they're invisible and have no affect on the plot
I wish weekends were always 3 days long

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but the year length grows, increasing the school year as well.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but mandym forgot it!

I wish for a cinnamon bun.

 

[bigflyingpotato]

Granted but Epwna from here gets mad you stole his name and takes the pegasus from you
I wish somebody will corrupt this wish