Corrupt a wish!

[AaronX]

Granted but the stuff that doesn't exist is evil

I wish I was a cow

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but the bulblins kill you and use your meat to make Big Macs.

I wish for a wish.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but you must pay for it

I wish for a copy of Megaman Starforce 3: red ace

 

[ApcolypticMufin]

You get it, but it was not what you were hoping for. It was really a much worse game of the same name!

I wish that nothing will ever go wrong for me again!

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but instead of going right, they go left.

I wish I could not be so crazy-insane.

 

[Mr.Verto]

granted but you become an anti social antipatic old person

I wish Zelda UO series started again and that they were so COOL

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but nobody use it.

I wish for a fugu.

 

[Mr.Verto]

granted but i dont know what is dat so you get something wrong

i wish the poles stopped melting

 

[Turo602]

Granted but the world ends the next day.

I wish I could be dead tomorrow.

 

[BlackDragon88]

Granted but you come back the day after

I wish school was dead

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but it became a zombie school and ate your brain full of knowledge!

I wish for a physical copy of the Book of Mudora.

 

[Turo602]

Granted but you can't open it because you'll die.

I wish I could destroy the entire multiverse including myself and that nothing could ever undo it.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but if you waited a little longer before destroying the universe you would have won the lottery.

I wish I had 100 happy meals.

 

[ThatOneGriffin]

You got fat and died from a fatal heart attack.

I wish my throat would stop hurting so much.

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but then your back gets really stiff.

I wish that I would stop breaking stuff...