Corrupt a wish!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you have to share them with the hundreds of other people that also wished for them.

I wish Youtube would close Fred's account.

 

[Indiglogo]

Granted. But the only obnoxious, high pitched voice used will be Micheal Jackson's.

I wish to try, without trying!

 

[Ninten*]

Granted but people sued you for coming up with the idea.

I wish that I had some more muscle.

 

[Indiglogo]

Granted.... But one bicep is abnormally larger than the other!!! :O

I wish my wish wasn't corrupted!

 

[Ninten*]

Dang, that's a good one. Granted but you didn't wish for anything to be un-corrupted so it doesn't work.

I wish that I was popular at my school.

 

[Mr.Verto]

Granted but nobody leaves you alone and need military people to protect you but they dont let u alone either

I wish for an Un-corruptable wish that come true

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but you don't know what to wish for.

I wish Skyward Sword would come out tomorrow.

 

[Indiglogo]

Granted. But it only comes out in Korea

I wish I had infinite wishes

 

[Ninten*]

Granted, but someone chose them for you.

I wish that some people would just stop being a jerk but not super-friendly.

 

[Indiglogo]

Granted... But now your the Jerk

I wish that Warcraft wouldn't be so overrated

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted. Now an angry mob of WoW fanboys finds you and beats you up.

I wish Skyward Sword will be the hardest Zelda game to date.

 

[Eduarda]

Granted, but it was so hard that you were not able to complete the first puzzle.

I wish that I had something to do.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you assume something will go wrong so can't enjoy it.

I wish for a bottle of Sprite.

 

[Indiglogo]

Granted... But it will be your last!

I wish I can studded gloves

Granted. But it will be your last

I wish I had some studded gloves

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted but someone thinks you're a punk and you get imprisoned for life!

I wish I didn't have so many things to do.