Corrupt a wish!

[The Skull Kid]

granted...but you have to sacrifice your un-fried skin

i wish i could have a real majora's mask

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted, but the power is too much for you and it overtakes you and transforms you into a..... CRAZY FROG!!!!

I wish my Mac would stop double posting all of a sudden.


EDIT: It stopped!!!

 

[legnase]

It stops double posting but now it triple posts everything.

I wish Saria was my wife.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Okay, but after two weeks you catch her kissing Link.

I wish for a glass of water

 

[Mr.Verto]

you get a glass a water but you discover is Forest Water from the great deku tree and turn into a tree LOL

I wish all people will be dekus and Zoras and that i rule all of them and we are a peaceful country that nobody can destroy

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Okay but it wasn't destroyed by a person it was destroyed by a nuclear explosion.

I wish I never learned the alphabet.

 

[Beeker]

Granted but you never learned to read(because you don't know the alphabet)

I wish I wasn't a cannibal anymore.

 

[bigflyingpotato]

Granted, but now you start eating pets
I wish my house phone wasn't annoying

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted exactly the way you wanted but now you must give it to a friend.

I wish my imaginary girlfriend would talk to me again.

 

[Eduarda]

Granted, but you also started talking to her, and people could not see her and thought that you are mad.

I wish I have a perfect game of SS.

 

[bigflyingpotato]

Granted but your wii breaks as soon as you put the game in
I wish glue wasn't so messy

 

[Indiglogo]

Granted. But your glue becomes reproductive sperm in a capsule and tries to rape other men.

I wish I was Micheal Jackson

 

[BIg Mac]

Granted... Your dead now

I wish I could control time

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, you are the Hero of Time now.

I wish for a Stalfo.

 

[BIg Mac]

Granted... but he runs away
I wish for a taco