Corrupt a wish!

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but its in un-transferable un-claimable pesos

i wish i could know answers on tests right before they're given

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but I stole it.

I wish for an unit of tankers, war ships and red parachuters.


EDIT: I've got ninja'd... Plus, you forgot to wish...

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

granted but you accidently send a request to a toy company so your unit is a miniature plastic version.

I wish I knew what Chortles were.

 

[Xixor]

Granted, but when you find out, you laugh uncontrollably until you die of laughter.

I wish for a cool new main villan in the Zelda series.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted but the villian has such a horrible design you can't play the game.

I wish that I owned all the Zelda games and consoles so I could play them all.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but they are not usable.

I wish for a Slowpoke tail.

 

[Xixor]

Granted, but you get addicted to them so you join Team Rocket, only to become a Grunt.

I wish my friend would stop asking me for pencils.

 

[badmuffins]

Granted, But he will now ask you for pens.

I wish I was stronger than Chuck Norris AND Mr. T combined.

 

[BIg Mac]

Granted but you lose all of your speed and now you can't move at all

I wish I had a really cool beard

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted. but it burns off and then you can never grow hair there again ever

i wish i knew the answers to tests right before they're given

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

One, that was already asked, two, but they were the wrong ones.

I wish MetaPwn had a better reputation and that this wish couldn't be corrupted.

 

[Xixor]

Granted, but then your rep goes down (hey, you got your wish, right?)

I wish my internet worked.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but it only worked for one second and then it stops working for all eternity! (*laughs like a maniac*)

I wish I didn't have a math test tomorrow.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but it's replaced with that test you didn't want before, but it's a lot harder.

I wish that I had a milkshake.

 

[Xixor]

Granted, but you can't drink it.

I wish for 100 more wishes!