Corrupt a wish!

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted. Now all they ever do is write lyrics an post them!!!

First I must apologize to Xixor whose question I ignored. I'm sorry, I started typing but you beat me to the corruption. Ok. Now I wish that Nintendo would put Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask with perfect graphics, sound, gameplay, and 100% positive feedback on the DS before the release of the 3DS.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but its really hard to play with the styilust, and thats the only way to play

i wish i could control time, and have amazing rap skills

 

[February Eve]

You control time with your amazing rap skills, but accidentally warp to the Shakespearean era and get stuck there because you never learn to rap in iambic pentameter.

I wish I hadn't forgotten I'd bought a physical copy of an album a month ago and downloaded it again last night.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but you forget the entire night and then remember thats was your birthday therby getting rid of memories of yourself and then you...umm... i forgot where i was going with this.... you explode

i wish i had the ability of wall running like in 'the prince of persia'

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted, but there's an oil spill on the wall and you slip and fall 10,000 feet to your death and are forced to use the sands of time to go back.

I wish that the Master Sword was real and I was the chosen one (Link, of course) and saved Hyrule.

 

[vatti]

Granted, but then you become shallow and self centered from all the popularity and you become poor.

I wish... that this wish couldn't be corrupted in any way at all.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted but because no one can corrupt your wish, it's considered spam because it's unrelated to the thread.

I wish I was 18 and that nothing could go wrong.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted but many horrible things start happening.

I wish that we could play video games on more then just Saterday, Sunday and Monday.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted, but now that's all we ever do (not that I'd really care. I'd love that!!) and we become obsessed.

I wish I could find a good 200x200 size image of the stone mask. (Is there a way to corrupt this?)

 

[enemytracker]

Yep,

Granted,but it contains some Metool viruses.

I wish for a bazooka.

 

[Xixor]

Granted, but when you fire the bazooka, it backfires and you blow up (creative, huh?)

I wish people didn't have those dragon egg things in their signature.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but my dragons ate you before everything happens.

I wish for some pickles.

 

[BIg Mac]

Granted but you find out your allergic to pickles.

I wish I could level up faster in maple story

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but you level so fast the programers are convinced you are cheating so your account is banned

i wish i had a PS3 but it wasn't broken or could break or anything

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted but it's actually a transformer and it kills you in your sleep

I wish for $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.99