Corrupt a wish!

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted, but you're an ugly one like a hammerhead shark and no one else except the hammerheads want to play with you. But they're all nerds so you choose not to play and in the end you commit suicide by running straight into a motor.

I wish Zelda Dungeon would be accepted by Nintendo as the Official Zelda Website.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but only in Japan.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted but that's only because your teachers want to give you a break for the 6,000 page test you'll be taking in every class, every day, for the rest of the year.

 

[Myriadviper42]

Forgot to post a wish.
I wish I can corrupt that.
505050505050505050505050500505050505050

 

[BIg Mac]

Granted but everyone hates your corruption
I wish Pokemon were real

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted. They accidently kill you.
I wish for no one to corrupt this wish.

 

[BIg Mac]

Granted but only for a minute then it gets corrputed.
I wish the world would agree that Link is better than Mario

 

[Myriadviper42]

Wish granted. Mario gets angry and kills you for making that wish.
I wish for it to not be rainy anytime.

 

[BIg Mac]

Granted but your house becomes a desert
I wish I had Jolteon as a pet

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but it dies because you dont know what to feed it

i wish that something thats 'pegasus' will be in zelda wii (i dont care how bad you corupt this, as long as its pegasus)

 

[February Eve]

Granted, but it's Maximillion Pegasus from Yu-Gi-Oh, and he's a sub-boss who is impossible to kill without the "piece of heart of the cards."

I wish for someone to understand the reference.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted but that someone is you.

I wish I was a better computer artist.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted but afterward the world becomes jealous and causes an earthquake every time you get on a computer.

I wish my siblings would quit fighting over my wii remote candy dispenser.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but you chuck it out of the window and they dive for it. They fall off of the window and are now dead. MURDERER!

I wish that fifty will go away.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted, now it's a 23,000,000.

I wish that no one would ever insult anyone.