Corrupt a wish!

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but its so scary everyone crys blood tears and then the game is banned.

i wish the next wish couldnt be corupted, so there next wisher, you're welcome

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, But then, Enemy tracker takes over the internet (something that can't be corrupted... Thanks for your wish!).

I wish for a swan.

 

[TheLegendOfJubb]

Granted, but it poos on you.

I wish that the next Zelda game is absolutely perfect, and all games that follow are even better.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but for each game a newer and better consol is made for it, costing twice as much as the last
i wish for the next wisher to have an UNCOURUPTABLE wish, yeah i feel generous

 

[TheLegendOfJubb]

Granted, but I make the wish (that is bad, right?).

I wish for another wish.

 

[February Eve]

Granted, but no one hears it.

I wish my cat didn't have such terrible breath.

 

[TheLegendOfJubb]

Granted, it becomes even worse!

I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish.

 

[zants follower]

Granted, but you wish your wish was a wish that was a wish that wished your wish was a fish

I wish that everyone understood that

 

[TheLegendOfJubb]

Granted, but they will only see the Marxism and sexual innuendo intended by that saying.

I wish for some pokemon to make a cameo as enemies in ZW.

 

[vatti]

Granted, but they are so powerfull, that they are impossible to beat.
I wish that this wish couldn't be corrupted.

 

[OceanaOfTime]

Granted, but it's opposite day today, so it's really not granted. Sorryyyy.

I wish that that my Pikachu doll was real. And my best friend. x)

 

[TheLegendOfJubb]

Granted, but the wish is so bad, you'll wish it was corrupted.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

 

[Austin]

Granted. That wish was innately corrupt, and therefore cannot be corrupted further.

I wish that I had a Wii.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it starts to print fake money when you turn it on.

I wish for a smoke bomb.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

granted but it goes off in your pocket and everyone thinks you "exploded" (lol) in your pants

I wish for a wish so uncorruptable that not even chuck norris could corrupt it.