Corrupt a wish!

[*M i d n a*]

Granted, but then you realize that having nothing sucks, and so you beat yourself up so badly that the next time you wish for something, you surely will remember to wish for something.

I wish I had a palace, an army and a princess who would love me no matter what. Oh, and she does not die nor I, nor my palace crumbles or anything, and we get to have many servants and live happily ever after. XD

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but your dead.

I wish I didn't have my power wiped out for 22 hours. (and that's why I disappeared)

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you are banned. ]

I wish for something that can't be corrupted.

 

[athenian200]

I wish for something that can't be corrupted.

Granted. You get 20 Bean Burritos from Taco Bell, and you'll be eating them for a few days. Enjoy.

I wish for an LED lightbulb.

 

[enemytracker]

Aaaah! I don't like bean burritos, I like SUPER SPICY burritos!!! D:

Granted, but its broken.

I wish for a ninja suit, some shurikens and some kunai knifes.

ps. Yep, I'm a guy who enjoys pepers and garlic... Yum!^^

 

[TheLegendOfJubb]

Granted, but the shuriken and kunai are on the inside of the suit, so when you put it on, it cuts you to ribbons.

I wish for Zelda Wii to have cave exploration as great as LttP's.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but there will be full of like likes.

I wish for some takoyaki.

 

[TheLegendOfJubb]

Granted, but it's rancid.

I wish that this wish will make my post over 50 characters.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but everyone knows except you.

I wish for some maple syrup.

 

[athenian200]

I wish for some maple syrup.

Granted, but you only get it when you start playing Super Mario RPG, and then you find it's a very cheap/common item anyway.

I wish that the moon would actually moon people whenever there was a full moon.

 

[TheLegendOfJubb]

Granted, but it'll only moon you.

I wish for Zelda Wii's dungeons to be as good as MM's dungeons.

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but they're so frustrating and hard,no one in the world can get past the first dungeon.

I wish for the song "Benjamin Calypso" on my iPod.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but everything else is absolutely pathetic and ZW spells the downfall of Zelda.

I wish Nintendo would incorperate realistic cel shading in Zelda Wii as the graphical style.

'DOH, NINJA'D!

Granted, but then Ganon takes your i-Pod and beats you senseless with it.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but Link will look creepy.

I wish for a wind fish(LA).

 

[zants follower]

Granted, but when it flies, it falls asleep and falls on you.

I wish for linguine the noodles. Not the "chef".