Corrupt a wish!

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but unfortunately, it's because your teacher has become attracted to you.

Ew, you do know I'm in middle school, right?

Granted, now those people are allergic to everything but pollen.

I wish for the world to be at peace and nothing can go possibly wrong. Try to corrupt that!

 

[Myriadviper42]

Wish granted. Time passes by and the sun eventually becomes so hot that Earth dries up and everything dies.
I wish for three wishes that i will use.

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but everything is so perfect,other creatures from other planets come to this planet and the world gets overcrowded by Andalites and Yeerks (I like Animorph books)

I wish for a suit that made me impervious to all types of pain.

Edit:Ninja'd

For Viper:
Granted,but now everyone mobs up and destroys you.

 

[MajoraKing12]

Wish Granted, but you are mugged of the suit and it is burned.

I wish that my Man-Eating Turtles will come.

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted, but they eat you.
I wish I was invincible!

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but now nothing can kill you, not even age, so you go into a spiraling depresion and eventually try to attempt suicide but it fails because of your invincability, and you get really really bored with life

i wish for ganon to stop kidnapping people and just take over the world. i mean jeez man by kidnapping, you only make the hero angrier.

 

[Ooccoo Watcher]

Granted, Ganon will take over the world, but he'll also close your favorite pizza place down and use you as a slave to mop the PORTA-POTTYs.

I wish my life would be completely perfect. o.o

 

[*M i d n a*]

Granted, but still you don't get to eat cookies.

Crap, I didn't know how to corrupt that.

I wish for Princess Zelda to be my wife, and she loves me, and she does not leave me, nor does she do anything for me to leave her, ever...we are totally happy and nothing can ruin our union.

 

[Austin]

Granted. She snores very loudly.

I wish for an idea for a signature.

 

[*M i d n a*]

Granted. She snores very loudly.

I wish for an idea for a signature.

I can deal with the snoring.

Granted, you decide to make a siggy that depicts a pretty anime girl holding a sword.

 

[Austin]

There are worse signatures. Anyway, I've inherited the wish you neglected to use.

I wish I had an easier time sleeping.

 

[*M i d n a*]

Granted, but when you wake up you always feel lousy and tired.

I wish I knew more information about Zelda.

 

[Austin]

Granted, but you discover tons of gaping plot holes which destroy your love of the series.
I wish I had some food. Within arms reach, that is.

 

[*M i d n a*]

Granted, but then I myself do not let you eat anything of it because it will make you fat, and we don't want that now, do we? XD Hahaha

I wish PJDEP accepted being called Spikey.

 

[Austin]

I'll...... think about it. I suppose it's hard to come up with a nickname within the context of the acronym that makes up my username anyway.