Corrupt a wish!

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you gain more than 5 killos.

I wish for a flying carpet.

ps. Puuuuuure evil.:xd:

pss. Its not my fault, pandas can weigh more than 100 kilos.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted but it goes out of control when your flying 10,000 feet above the ground and flips over.

I wish that Zelda Wii Would become the best game ever! (OoT gets way too much praise.)

 

[athenian200]

I wish that Zelda Wii Would become the best game ever! (OoT gets way too much praise.)

Granted, but it's so good that people completely forget about the older Zelda games, and no game that comes after ever lives up to it. The Zelda series eventually dies as a result.

I wish I knew why people liked touchscreens. I don't get it.

 

[Austin]

Granted, but the knowledge is so enlightening that you curse yourself for not realizing it earlier, and fall into a deep depression as a result.
I wish I didn't have so much crap in my room.

 

[Wielder of Aegis]

Granted. Now your room doesn't exist. I wish for nothing bad to ever happen to me and only good things may happen to me. HA! CORRUPT THAT!!!!!!!!!

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but you're dead.

I wish I didn't have a Science exam tomorrow.

 

[Austin]

Granted, now you have an exam on the entirety of human existence. You're expected to go into extreme detail.
I wish my analysis would write itself.

 

[athenian200]

I wish my analysis would write itself.

Granted, but the teacher refuses to accept it because it's handwritten. And you can't type it up yourself, because the living pen tries to put out the eye of anyone who does so.

I wish that none of my actions ever offended or upset people.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, now you are the last person on the earth.

I wish I could have extended computer time.

 

[Hero Of Spirits]

Granted, but the computer fails to turn on when you press the button.

Okay, I wish for Twilight Princess to be a lot cheaper to buy here...

 

[Austin]

Granted, but without limitations you can't seem to take yourself away from the monitors. Your grades plummet as all of your relationships crumble due to your obsession with the internetz.

I wish I had a bagel. Simple wish for a change.

Wait, I was ninja'd by someone who was ninja'd. Where the hell does that put me?

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Wait, I was ninja'd by someone who was ninja'd. Where the hell does that put me?

Nowhere

Granted, but I punch you as soon as you try to take a bite. (SNL reference, if you didn't notice)

I wish for potato chips (I am such a pig today)

 

[Austin]

Granted, but that single act has changed your username to ***********
I wish I didn't feel so bad for saying that.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, now I kill you for saying that.

I wish PJDEP took that TreeHuggerPig comment back.

 

[Austin]

sorry......D:
I wish I weren't such an awful person.