Corrupt a wish!

[Austin]

Granted, but you're inside a greenhouse.
I wish I had more free time.

 

[Jmonkey71]

Granted, but you only have a second more free time. I wish that my wish was so incorruptable that it was easy to corrupt it.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, you just corrupted the world. Thanks a lot.

I wish that I don't have to go to public school anymore and I can just be home-schooled.

 

[Austin]

Granted, but all of the people in your public school move into your home, and are thus part of your home-schooling.
I wish for donuts, I guess.

 

[Jmonkey71]

Granted, but your social skills lack so much that you never come out of your house. I wish my computer wasn't so slow.

Crud, I've been ninja'd. Granted, but they tast terrible.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted but now it's so fast it burns out after 5 minutes of use.
l wish that there was a sequel to Majora's Mask about the origin of Majora and Fierce Deity.

 

[Austin]

Granted. Apparantly Majora and Fierce Deity once owned a small business but Majora muscled FD out once business started picking up, creating the centuries old feud between them.
I wish the scene after TP's first jousting match wasn't so overdramatic.

 

[Mighty Deku]

Granted but now it lacks so much drama it half bores you to death

I wish Phantom Hourglass was harder

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted. but its so hard, you throw up blood

I wish i had ganon and bellum's powers put together, but link wouldn't try to kill me because i wouldn't kidnapp zelda and he have to do something. now link can makeout with her all day long

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

granted. but its so hard, you throw up blood

I wish i had ganon and bellum's powers put together, but link wouldn't try to kill me because i wouldn't kidnapp zelda and he have to do something. now link can makeout with her all day long

Granted, but nobody trusts you because you have the powers of two incredibly dangerous demons and you have no friends and your family disowns you.

I wish I people would realize that 3-D isn't good for absolutely EVERYTHING.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

granted but now they think 3-d is good for nothing.

I wish that Zelda Wii will have better graphics than even twilight princess.

 

[February Eve]

Granted, but now they're so good that you can see even a fictional character's pimples.

I wish I weren't allergic to pollen.

 

[Austin]

Granted, now you're allergic to everything but pollen.
I wish my eyes didn't get itchy during allergy season.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, now you have hives and there's no way to cure them. So all year, you itch away.

I wish I didn't have bruises on my wrist.

 

[Austin]

Granted. Now they're on your face.
I wish I had a less distracting work enviorment.