Corrupt a wish!

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, now only you go to your school.

I wish for the phone to stop r-r-ringing. (lady gaga reference, if you didn't notice)

 

[TriforceHunter]

Granted, but when the phone stops ringing the Fire Alarm starts beeping.

I wish I had a Beam Katana.(No More Heroes Reference)

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but you accidental killed yourself with it. Your dead now, byeeee!
I wish for my hair to grow faster and then stops when I want it to.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but your hair gains self awareness and starts to feel. you soon are corupted by its demands and now are this hair-based demon who cannot be killed because every time its damaged it can repair, due to its ability to control how it grows since it controls you. wow.

I wish for the controlment of the world through ganon's powers, but i made it a better more efficant world and link could make out with zelda so he was ok with my leadership and everyone liked me and wished me no harm. the end

 

[Austin]

Granted, but it suddenly becomes popular to have short hair
I wish I had cake.

RAWRGGGGRAWARARAGARAGARAWG ninja'd

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but the newly materialized cake throws earth's gravity off slightly and this happens - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER9X67a_GII
im secretly controling it

i wished i could make out with all these hot gerudo's and time i wanted to, and no one had a sickness or wanted to hurt me, in fact every one liked me and wanted me to live, even the next wish corrupter. and this wish was uncoruptible and didn't count as several wishes put together

 

[Austin]

Granted. We live in a perfect world, but it's boring.
I wish people would stop trying to come up with "clever" ways to make their wishes uncorruptible.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but then it gets incredibly boring.

I wish I could get a copy of Final Fantasy IV for DS with the original instruction booklet, original box, and game completely intact.

 

[Pocket Asian]

Granted, but it corrupts every time you save.

I wish I had LA and OoX.

 

[Austin]

Granted, but that flaming koala from earlier eats your Game Boy.

I wish I could get more than six hours of sleep tonight.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but you only get a millisecond more of sleep.

I wish I had a free PS3 to play Final Fantasy XIII on.

 

[Austin]

Granted, but the flaming koala makes its rounds again and eats your TV.
I wish that Amazon didn't hopelessly screw up every order I make with them.

 

[February Eve]

Granted. They screw up all but one.

I wish my knee didn't hurt.

 

[athenian200]

I wish that Amazon didn't hopelessly screw up every order I make with them.

Granted. Amazon mistakes you for a person who's been scamming them for free stuff, and bans you from ordering from their site ever again. Worst of all, everyone else who orders from them constantly rubs it in your face how great it is that they never screw up anymore.

EDIT:

I wish my knee didn't hurt.

Granted. Your knee stops hurting, but your elbow starts hurting.


I wish for a bag of gold coins.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted. Your knee does not hurt because you are dead.

I wish I had could find the dedication to train my Pokemon.

Darn. Ninja'd by a guy who apparently also got ninja'd.

Granted, but the bag is so huge you can't carry it and when you open it to mine for the coins, you get crushed by the immense weight and die.

Use my above post since it hasn't been corrupted yet.