Corrupt a wish!

[Epwna]

Granted,but since she can't annoy you,she starts killing people and blames it on you!

I wish for a turnip.(Remember,I'm the turnip king)

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted,but since she can't annoy you,she starts killing people and blames it on you!

I wish for a turnip.(Remember,I'm the turnip king)

Granted, but it's rabid and alive and usurps your possision.

I wish my little sister would stop being so violent towards me.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, now you have my older brother who is even more violent and swears at you all the time.

I wish that the world will be a happy place.

 

[athenian200]

I wish that the world will be a happy place.

Granted, but it's because everyone goes insane and becomes oblivious to everything unpleasant in their lives. Technology and culture stagnate because advancement isn't possible without criticism, which itself isn't possible if people are unaware of what's unpleasant about the current way of doing things.

I wish the Mods would start calling themselves The Mod Squad.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Wish granted, however they quit modifying games and start modifying the laws of the space/time continuum.

I wish Ilia didn't exist.

 

[*M i d n a*]

Granted, but its place was replaced by someone/something else.

I wish time didn't go so fast.

 

[Wielder of Aegis]

Granted but now it just flat out stopped forever. Way to go Rad/Xeld/Atsuma.

I wish I had a positive reputation.

 

[*M i d n a*]

Granted but now it just flat out stopped forever. Way to go Rad/Xeld/Atsuma.

I wish I had a positive reputation.

Granted, but then all the negative reputation peeps decide to go berserk on your butt. ^^

I wish Spring Break lasted more than a week.

 

[Wielder of Aegis]

Granted but a pumpkin eats you.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

[*M i d n a*]

Granted but a pumpkin eats you.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Lol, granted, but she's ugly as hell. XD

I wish I had the planet all to myself and that I was immortal.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

granted, but aliens invade the planet and nuke you while you sleep. There ain't no way you're surviving that!

I wish they gave Ganondorf a manlier voice in Brawl.

 

[Austin]

Lol, granted, but she's ugly as hell. XD

I have no idea why but this put me in hysterics

Anyway, granted, but it all of the other characters are too intimidated to fight anymore.
I wish it were July so I wouldn't have to worry about the ACT, AP tests, SAT 2 subject tests, regents, etc.

 

[*M i d n a*]

I have no idea why but this put me in hysterics

Anyway, granted, but it all of the other characters are too intimidated to fight anymore.
I wish it were July so I wouldn't have to worry about the ACT, AP tests, SAT 2 subject tests, regents, etc.

Granted, and so with July would also come my birthday, so you didn't have to worry about your tests but you definitely have to worry about my birthday, and since you don't wanna upset Atsuma, you think of the best present to give me, but you end up having a hard time deciding that you miss my birthday and I kick your butt big time.

--Edit--Lol, forgot to wish something...

I wish I didn't forget stuff.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but now you remember too much and bad memories corrupt you so much, that you uh... you don't wanna know...

I wish for some more Trident Layers that no one can steal from me, poison, or set on fire. Good luck corrupting my wish

 

[octorok74]

Wish granted, but it attracts all Asian Carp in the Mississippi River and the drown you for the gum, while a passing boatman sees the whole thing unfold and he takes the pack of gum as it floats by.

I wish more people from my school were members on Zelda Dungeon.