Corrupt a wish!

[Pocket Asian]

Granted, but the world becomes extremely boring, because the turnips force everyone to work for the IRS. The whole world becomes one big, boring IRS office, replete with bad jokes about how difficult it would be to squeeze blood from their turnip overlords.

I wish people were sheep.

Granted, but we come with no wool. Whatsoever. We're all bald...
I wish I wasn't so bored...

 

[Austin]

Granted. A flaming koala just flew in through your window and is proceeding to devour all of your prized possessions. Bored?

I wish spring break didn't end today.

 

[Jmonkey71]

Granted, but it ended yesterday. I wish I could control anything I wanted for my own amusement.

 

[Meego]

Granted, but then you can't control anything that isn't for your amusement.......and you meet a sticky end including some golden syrup and a cucco.....

I wish I had more easter eggs!

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Wish granted, but you'll blow up your computer by accident.

I wish I had the Master Sword.

 

[Pocket Asian]

Granted, but now the lives of many are in your hands and you fail epically at trying to defeat Ganondorf. Way to go, you have doomed us all.

I wish I had the Spirit Flute.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

granted, but you dropped it and it chipped. Zelda's now PISSED!!!

I wish I was best friends with Gor Coron. (the temporary goron elder)

 

[Meego]

Granted but you do something bad and he bans you from ever playing another Zelda game ever again for all your life and eternity!

I wish I was Toon Zelda!

 

[Mighty Deku]

granted but not only do you become a ghost when you get your body back you become obese

I wish i was epona

 

[athenian200]

I wish i was epona

Granted, but Link mistreats you and pushes you too hard most of the time. You can't rebel because he keeps brainwashing you with that song.

I wish I could post a reply to this thread that would amuse people.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, it amuses people so much they blow up laughing and the entire site dies forever.

I wish Spring Break was two weeks long.

 

[Wielder of Aegis]

Granted but you get a million homework assignments so all your free time is destroyed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish that this wish will be corrupted.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, now the world is corrupted

I wish for a better birthday.

 

[Austin]

No.
I wish that everyone would understand that I rejected his wish to preserve the space-time continuum.

RAWRGGGG I've been ninja'd.

Anyway, granted. Your birthday was better. But now no other birthday can ever measure up, and you have nothing to look foward to.
I wish that I was ninja-proof.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, now the world is corrupted

I wish for a better birthday.

Granted, but next year on your birthday you find yourself in a tower near a tropical island and you have to wear really unfitting clothes for the weather and your little sister gets kidnapped by a giant bird.

I wish for my sister to stop annoying me so much.

Darn, I got ninja'd by a person who got ninja'd! Isn't that funny?

Anyways, granted you're now ninja proof, but everybody gangs up on you for being ninja proof.

Use my above wish since it hasn't been corrupted yet.