Corrupt a wish!

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but then an angry mob tears you to pieces for creating that game.

I wish I had a lightsaber shaped like the Master Sword.

Granted, but a Jedi and Link fight over it which kills you.

I wish I could kill Tingle.

 

[Goron Guru]

Granted, but his ghost haunts you, and you are cursed to hear the words "Tingle! Tingle! Kooloo limpah!" for all eternity.

I wish I could punch people at school without getting in trouble.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but his ghost haunts you, and you are cursed to hear the words "Tingle! Tingle! Kooloo limpah!" for all eternity.

I wish I could punch people at school without getting in trouble.

Granted, but they start engaging you in RPG battles when you do so and you keep dying.

I wish I was friends with a fairy.

 

[Goron Guru]

Granted, but that friend is Tingle, reincarnated as a fairy.

I wish I had wings.

 

[43ForceGems]

Granted, but they punch you back and you feel the pain for your whole life.

I wish for a watermelon that can't become alive or roll on top of me, and nobody can pick it up.


Try that on for size

 

[Goron Guru]

Granted, but there's an alien inside that hatches and eats you.

I wish I had a spaceship that cannot malfunction in any shape of form and there are no creatures inside.

 

[GerudoRose]

Granted but you will get sucked into a wormhole leaving you in another dimension.

I wish I can be a geisha and wear beautiful kimonos, drink sake with rich men, and dance to traditional Japanese music!

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted but you will get sucked into a wormhole leaving you in another dimension.

I wish I can be a geisha and wear beautiful kimonos, drink sake with rich men, and dance to traditional Japanese music!

Granted, but you cannot do anything without one of the rich men's approval.

I wish I was the Hero of Snacks again.

 

[*M i d n a*]

Granted, but you become so obsessed with them that you end being the fattest man on earth and die from an heart attack.

I wish for large pepperoni pizza just for me.

 

[Goron Guru]

Granted, but it is covered in dust from an asteroid from the Andromeda Galaxy, which will turn you into a pool of mush upon consumption.

I wish for a place where I can laugh maniacally in peace.

 

[43ForceGems]

I wish I was the Hero of Snacks again.

You have my permission to be the Hero of Snacks again. No more my assistant

Goron Guru: Granted, but that place is in space and you can't laugh because there's no air to breathe.

I wish that Vaati will be the main villian in Zelda Wii.

 

[*M i d n a*]

He is, but he is so weak that the last fight turns out to be too lame.

I wish I can be back sooner than later here at ZD.

 

[43ForceGems]

Granted, but you come back and nobody's your friend, everybody hates you, and the staff gets rid of your account. (didn't you already leave?)

I wish that Zelda Wii will be a hard and challenging game but possible to beat, so no saying "Granted, but it'll be too hard you can't beat it" DON'T SAY THAT

Heheheh

 

[*M i d n a*]

Granted, but then while playing it, you grow frustrated and decide to not play it again....ever.

I wish for a lollipop.

 

[jbkarate9]

granted but your lolipop is a poison lolipop.
I wish for more cowbell.