Corrupt a wish!

[TatlTails]

Granted, but you're soo good the Korean government kidnaps you and forces you to make an army of evil robots for them.

I wish my iPod's battery life was longer.

 

[CynicalSquid]

Granted, but it's only .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% longer

I wish I had a wish

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but the wish is to be Justin Bieber's lover.

I wish I will never fall into that category.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but you get Edward Cullen instead.

I wish for white chocolate.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Granted, but it melted

I wish I knew how to play the bagpipes

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but just because you know how to play them, doesn't mean you can. You will be cursed forever to know exactly how to play the bagpipes, but never be able to actually play them.

I wish... I wish these wishes actually came true in their uncorrupted form.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Granted, but the world comes closer to the end with every wish you make

I wish TatlTails' wish came true

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but the world comes closer to the end with every wish you make (Same wish, same answer)

I wish for world pizza.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but it melted

I would eat it anyway.

(No wish?)

I wish that it would stop raining.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, now you face an earthquake!


I wish for two fully incorruptible wishes (counting this one)

 

[onebizarrekai]

You failed.

Wishing for wishes has been officially banned in my head.

I wish my ten year old little brother would get over his fear of Like Likes.

 

[Wolf Sage]

nope.avi

 

[Sirmat]

...


I wish Wolf Sage made a wish.

 

[CynicalSquid]

Granted but his wish makes 0 sense so the world explodes

I wish it was the end of May.

 

[Keyshe]

You wake up next morning and it's the end of May, but you realize you've lost an entire month out of nowhere. Feeling pretty hungry by now and everyone around you are freaked out and had been worried about where you were.

I wish for a pencil that never brakes it's tip D: