Corrupt a wish!

[Wielder of Aegis]

Granted but then all the hippies rally together and take over the earth.

I wish I was a Zora.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted but then all the hippies rally together and take over the earth.

I wish I was a Zora.

Granted, but Jabu-Jabu eats you.

I wish I had a hookshot.

 

[Kazumi]

Granted, except your Hookshot is broken.

I wish that this thread was locked.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, except your Hookshot is broken.

I wish that this thread was locked.

Wish granted, but the entire forums are locked as well.

I wish that I wielded the Four Sword.

 

[The Nahobino]

Granted, oh grand master, but then the sword simply brakes when you grasp it.

I wish for a Coca-Cola.

 

[ChargewithSword]

It burns your body from the inside out eventually reaching your soul.

I wish for death....mountain.

 

[vatti]

you will get it, but it will pop up in your back yard and kill your peacfully sleeping pet.

okay, i wish for a flake of snow. (see if you can corrupt that! knock on wood...)

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

you will get it, but it will pop up in your back yard and kill your peacfully sleeping pet.

okay, i wish for a flake of snow. (see if you can corrupt that! knock on wood...)

Okay but that flake of snow turns into a monster and steals your soul.

I wish I was a Pokemon Trainer!

 

[ChargewithSword]

Guess I gotta rephrase that.

You get your wish, but your pokemon beat you up and steal your dough.

I wish to get food poisoning. Hah, corrupting that would mean making it a positive wish

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Bet you I can.

It seeks you out and kills you at touch, and it is slow death. Bwahaha. *Revenge for my *

I wish to get food poisoning. Hah, corrupting that would mean making it a positive wish

Okay but then you get trampled by an army of poodles! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I CAN CORRUPT ANYTHING!!!

Anyways, since my above wish remains unanswered use that one.

 

[ChargewithSword]

Okay but then you get trampled by an army of poodles! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I CAN CORRUPT ANYTHING!!!

Anyways, since my above wish remains unanswered use that one.

It was answered

I wish to corrupt you all while being corrupted by the coming wish that corrupts you as well as those who have come in contact with you.

 

[vatti]

Guess I gotta rephrase that.

You get your wish, but your pokemon beat you up and steal your dough.

I wish to get food poisoning. Hah, corrupting that would mean making it a positive wish

You get the food poisioning, but it come with 13 other deadly diseases.

That is how evil I am!

okay, I wish that ravenous diseased poodle would trample me, then I would die and go to h**l, where i would eternally burn and get poked with pitchforks.

It was answered

I wish to corrupt you all while being corrupted by the coming wish that corrupts you as well as those who have come in contact with you.

it will happen, but you have to say it so many times that your tounge gets tied in a square knot!

I already made my wish in my previous post.

~EDIT BY SMITIE: Please do not double post!

 

[Linky]

Granted, but you have to go back in time and expirience in 4 more times with twice the pain
I wish for an unlimited supply of money

 

[vatti]

Granted, but you have to go back in time and expirience in 4 more times with twice the pain
I wish for an unlimited supply of money

It will happen, but there will be so much money that it will fill up your house and suffocate you.

I wish for a dust mite. (how will this be corrupted I wonder?:O)

 

[ChargewithSword]

It will happen, but there will be so much money that it will fill up your house and suffocate you.

I wish for a dust mite. (how will this be corrupted I wonder?:O)

Would you believe that, that dust mite gnawed your face off?

I wish to die. :S