Rytex
Resident Netizen
- Joined
- May 10, 2010
- Location
- Random house in Texas.
1. Chuck Norris puts the FUN in funeral.
2. Look at the following equation: Fail + Fail = Epic Fail. Epic Fail + Epic Fail = Epic Win. Epic Win + Epic Win = Chuck Norris. This equation is impossible because you're insinuating that Chuck Norris is made from failures.
3. Chuck Norris doesn't have a reflection. Not because he's a vampire. His reflection is afraid to claim to be like him.
4. Under Chuck Norris' beard isn't a chin. Under the beard is another fist.
5. If you misspell Chuck Norris on Google, it does not say "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It says "Run for your like while you still can."
2. Look at the following equation: Fail + Fail = Epic Fail. Epic Fail + Epic Fail = Epic Win. Epic Win + Epic Win = Chuck Norris. This equation is impossible because you're insinuating that Chuck Norris is made from failures.
3. Chuck Norris doesn't have a reflection. Not because he's a vampire. His reflection is afraid to claim to be like him.
4. Under Chuck Norris' beard isn't a chin. Under the beard is another fist.
5. If you misspell Chuck Norris on Google, it does not say "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It says "Run for your like while you still can."