Dark Boo
The Darkest of Boos
- Joined
- Dec 15, 2020
- Gender
- Male
Big Head: If you do them all without help and without bribery, we will not kill you.That's not a very good character.
Kooploz: Right, and how much am I getting paid for this?
Big Head: If you do them all without help and without bribery, we will not kill you.That's not a very good character.
Kooploz: Right, and how much am I getting paid for this?
Kooploz: Kill me!? My life is on the line!? Uh... this isn't good... here, lemme call my lawyer...Big Head: If you do them all without help and without bribery, we will not kill you.
Big Head: Ok, ok, we won't kill you. We'll pay you one free coupon of your choice.Kooploz: Kill me!? My life is on the line!? Uh... this isn't good... here, lemme call my lawyer...
Kooploz: I would like a coupon for this planet.Big Head: Ok, ok, we won't kill you. We'll pay you one free coupon of your choice.
Big Head: Here it is on the line. Lemme read it:Kooploz: I would like a coupon for this planet.
Donovan : Screw off * Pushes him out and locks him outside *Kooploz: I would like a coupon for this planet.
Donovan : Screw off * Pushes him out and locks him outside *
Donovan : little- * Closes any possible opening *
Donovan : Screw off * Pushes him out and locks him outside *
Donovan : little- * Closes any possible opening *
Kooploz: Alright! I'm going to use this to buy the IPCF. Thanks for giving me this up front. Now I own this place and I don't have to pay any taxes!Big Head: Here it is on the line. Lemme read it:
Totally legit copoun for duh IPCF! Caaan bee usde onwee onse.
The Batter : Impure sinnerI was kinda in the middle of an arc...
*Kooploz pays the door to open.*
Kooploz: Alright! I'm going to use this to buy the IPCF. Thanks for giving me this up front. Now I own this place and I don't have to pay any taxes!
Big Head: *Laughs* This is the IFPC. You didn't buy anything. I forged the coupon.I was kinda in the middle of an arc...
*Kooploz pays the door to open.*
Kooploz: Alright! I'm going to use this to buy the IPCF. Thanks for giving me this up front. Now I own this place and I don't have to pay any taxes!
*Kooploz is offended.*Big Head: *Laughs* This is the IFPC. You didn't buy anything. I forged the coupon.
Big Head: Well, at least he bought something. But, let's see him try to run it.*Kooploz is offended.*
Kooploz: Well! I'll go and use this to buy the IPCF!
*Kooploz walks away. The building next door houses the IPCF.*
Hig Bead: Oh, what's this? A coupon for the Intergalactic Planetary Coalition of Fiction? Well, I suppose that means you own this organization now... guess I'll pack my stuff.
*And with that, Kooploz became Big Head's greatest rival.*
Kooploz: First order of business, we're gonna build a wall! And the IFPC is gonna pay for it!Big Head: Well, at least he bought something. But, let's see him try to run it.
Big Head: Where will this wall be?Kooploz: First order of business, we're gonna build a wall! And the IFPC is gonna pay for it!
*As with all shrewd businessmen, Kooploz is not a good President.*