Bowser: You see, son, this is the miracle of life. Maybe one day you too could die in a massive explosion on a space station.
Bowser Jr.: Dad, why do you put me in life-threatening situations like this?
*King Dedede may be foolish but he's not stupid*
D3: Oh great Ganondorf, I grant you my domain of Dreamland, in exchange for eternal protection.
Ganon: Hmm, don't mind if I take over a major IP. You can stay King and stuff.
White Mouser: Oh, great evil one, we request your assistance in conquering the land of Hyrule for my master, the great Wart. Please, we will share with you the best of the land, all we need is control over the government and military.
*Suddenly*
Kamek: Ah, Ganondorf Dragmire, I presume? I am Kamek, the leader of the Magikoopas. We are world-renowned for our use of black magic. Of course, being a warlock yourself, you'd know all about this sort of thing. Please, we request your aid in defeating a faraway military who have previously defeated us.
Ganon: As a minority, I find your being white offensive.
*He has Mouser arrested.*
White Mouser: Y'know what? That's fair.
