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The Creepy Uncle
- Joined
- Feb 10, 2012
- Location
- Swaggin Roost Island
Pretty much anything from Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World and Princess Bride. (My two favorite movies of all time.)
The Princess Bride
Westley: As You Wiiiiiiiiiish!
Inigo: You are wonderful.
Westley: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Inigo: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo: I... am not left-handed.
[Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage]
Westley: You are amazing.
Inigo: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Westley: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo: Tell me.
Westley: I'm not left-handed either.
[Moves his sword to his right hand and regains his advantage]
Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Inigo: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Wallace Wells: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: Lesbian?
Wallace Wells: The other L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: ...Lesbians?
Wallace Wells: Okay, presumeably, you may have just seen a dude's junk, and I'm very sorry for that... so is he.
Ramona V. Flowers: This is good garlic bread.
Scott Pilgrim: Yeah, I think garlic bread would have to be my favourite all-time food. I could eat it for every meal. Or just constantly, without stopping.
Ramona V. Flowers: Then you'd get fat.
Scott Pilgrim: No, why would I get fat?
Ramona V. Flowers: Because bread makes you fat.
Scott Pilgrim: Bread makes you fat?
Scott Pilgrim: We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.
Scott Pilgrim: I said lesbians.
Crash: This song is called "I Am So Sad. I Am So Very Very Sad." It goes like this.
Crash: [the song last only a couple of seconds] Thank you.
Wallace Wells: [yelling out] It's not a race, guys!
Crash: [annoyed] Ok this next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It's called "We Hate You, Please Die."
Wallace Wells: Sweet!
[to Jimmy]
Wallace Wells: I love this song!
Knives Chau: I've never even kissed a guy before.
Scott Pilgrim: Hey... me neither.
Scott Pilgrim: Amazon.ca! What's the website for that?
Wallace Wells: ....Amazon.ca
Kim Pine: Scott Pilgrim, you're the salt of the earth.
Scott Pilgrim: Thanks, Kim.
Kim Pine: I meant "scum" of the earth.
Computer: You've got mail.
Scott Pilgrim: [Turns To Wallace] Dude, this thing claims I have mail.
Wallace Wells: [groggily] It's amazing what we can do with computers these days.
Scott Pilgrim: [Turns back] Dude, now I'm totally reading it.
Wallace Wells: [sarcastic] I'm so happy for you.
Scott Pilgrim: I'm in lesbians with you.
Scott Pilgrim: When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.
Stephen Stills: Level with me... did we suck?
Ramona V. Flowers: I don't know... did you?
[walks away]
Stephen Stills: ...she has to go. She knows we suck.
Stacey Pilgrim: 17-year-old? Scandal.
Scott Pilgrim: Who told you.
Stacey Pilgrim: Wallace, duh.
Scott Pilgrim: That gossipy *****.
Wallace Wells: [on the phone listening] You know me.
Scott Pilgrim: I can not... have... tea. <----Also happens to be the name of my blog.
Crash: Good evening. My name is Crash, and these are the Boys.
Wallace Wells: [yelling out] Is that girl a boy too?
Crash: Yes!
[girl drummer flips him off]
Envy Adams: Short answer: Vegans are just better then everyone else.
Well ****....I think I just quoted the entire damn movie lol!
The Princess Bride
Westley: As You Wiiiiiiiiiish!
Inigo: You are wonderful.
Westley: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Inigo: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo: I... am not left-handed.
[Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage]
Westley: You are amazing.
Inigo: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Westley: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo: Tell me.
Westley: I'm not left-handed either.
[Moves his sword to his right hand and regains his advantage]
Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Inigo: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Wallace Wells: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: Lesbian?
Wallace Wells: The other L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: ...Lesbians?
Wallace Wells: Okay, presumeably, you may have just seen a dude's junk, and I'm very sorry for that... so is he.
Ramona V. Flowers: This is good garlic bread.
Scott Pilgrim: Yeah, I think garlic bread would have to be my favourite all-time food. I could eat it for every meal. Or just constantly, without stopping.
Ramona V. Flowers: Then you'd get fat.
Scott Pilgrim: No, why would I get fat?
Ramona V. Flowers: Because bread makes you fat.
Scott Pilgrim: Bread makes you fat?
Scott Pilgrim: We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.
Scott Pilgrim: I said lesbians.
Crash: This song is called "I Am So Sad. I Am So Very Very Sad." It goes like this.
Crash: [the song last only a couple of seconds] Thank you.
Wallace Wells: [yelling out] It's not a race, guys!
Crash: [annoyed] Ok this next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It's called "We Hate You, Please Die."
Wallace Wells: Sweet!
[to Jimmy]
Wallace Wells: I love this song!
Knives Chau: I've never even kissed a guy before.
Scott Pilgrim: Hey... me neither.
Scott Pilgrim: Amazon.ca! What's the website for that?
Wallace Wells: ....Amazon.ca
Kim Pine: Scott Pilgrim, you're the salt of the earth.
Scott Pilgrim: Thanks, Kim.
Kim Pine: I meant "scum" of the earth.
Computer: You've got mail.
Scott Pilgrim: [Turns To Wallace] Dude, this thing claims I have mail.
Wallace Wells: [groggily] It's amazing what we can do with computers these days.
Scott Pilgrim: [Turns back] Dude, now I'm totally reading it.
Wallace Wells: [sarcastic] I'm so happy for you.
Scott Pilgrim: I'm in lesbians with you.
Scott Pilgrim: When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.
Stephen Stills: Level with me... did we suck?
Ramona V. Flowers: I don't know... did you?
[walks away]
Stephen Stills: ...she has to go. She knows we suck.
Stacey Pilgrim: 17-year-old? Scandal.
Scott Pilgrim: Who told you.
Stacey Pilgrim: Wallace, duh.
Scott Pilgrim: That gossipy *****.
Wallace Wells: [on the phone listening] You know me.
Scott Pilgrim: I can not... have... tea. <----Also happens to be the name of my blog.
Crash: Good evening. My name is Crash, and these are the Boys.
Wallace Wells: [yelling out] Is that girl a boy too?
Crash: Yes!
[girl drummer flips him off]
Envy Adams: Short answer: Vegans are just better then everyone else.
Well ****....I think I just quoted the entire damn movie lol!