Gather 'round the fire everyone! Big Octo's got a story to tell!
So one day I was lurking beneath the waves when a sailor came by. I sucked him into my current, and he couldn't escape. I sucked him in, but instead of spitting him out, I swallowed him. Bad move. Oh, the stomache pains, the nausea, all the indegestion, the vomiting, you should have seen the diaher...
Oh, okay, uh, we think that's enough! Remember that there's children here!!