Sheepdog standing in the rain
Bullfrog doing it again
Some kinds of happiness is measured out in miles
What makes you think you're something special when you smile?
Childlike no one understands
Jackknife in your sweaty hands
Some kinds of innocence is measured out in years
You don't know what it's like to listen to your fears
You can talk to me, you can talk to me, you can talk to me
If you're lonely you can talk to me
(Inset guitar solo here)
Big man (yup) walking in the park
Wigwam frightened of the dark
Some kind of solitude is measured out in you
You think you know me but you haven't got a clue
You can talk to me, you can talk to me, you can talk to me
If you're lonely you can talk to me
Hey bulldog
Hey bulldog
Hey bulldog
Hey bulldog
Hey bulldog
(Insert talking to a dog here and excessive laughing and barking)
HEEEY bulldog