Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Sirmat]

Answers with ironic logic.

Was that answer stupid?

 

[videogamenerd10]

No.

What's the difference between a pen and a pencil?

 

[Sirmat]

The leters C, I and L.

Was that too predictable?

 

[videogamenerd10]

Yeah

Do you See Emily Play?

 

[Sirmat]

No, she died years ago. (Sorry for any trouble that may cause)

What is a bacon?

 

[Doc]

A magical strip of gold, forged in the fires of delicious.

Why don't people have wings?

 

[videogamenerd10]

Because our Creator knew that we would screw that up somehow.

Can I get you anything to drink?

 

[Sirmat]

The blood of a thousand innocent souls, in the skull of a dragon.

Did we died?

 

[videogamenerd10]

Yes, the Creator was tired of our bad grammar.

Would you be mad if I punched this gingerbread house that took you forever to make?

 

[Sirmat]

No, I would be impressed. In my family we use a hammer.

Should I question my above answer?

 

[videogamenerd10]

No, because it's already been released to the public.

Does money actually grow on trees since money's made out of paper?

 

[Sirmat]

No, in actual fact it is formed from abandoned threads decomposing.

Why are videogamenerd10 and I the main two people posting here?

 

[videogamenerd10]

I hope this answers your question

Are cats better than dogs?

 

[Sirmat]

Yes, but not on Tuesdays.

Should I relate my next three answers to bacon?

 

[videogamenerd10]

Only if the next three questions are "How are you?", "What are you gonna do today?", and "What time is it?"

How are you? What are you gonna do today? What day is it?