Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[TheRizardon]

I cannot even think of starting that.

Wouldn't it be a not possible for a chicken to live with a cows?

 

[Igos du Ikana]

Sadly, my knowledge doesn't extend to those boundaries of life......

Why is that?

 

[TatlTails]

Because you're a scaredy-cat city-slicker that can't even handle a kitten.

Can you do your splits?

 

[videogamenerd10]

No, I would split in half

Going somewhere?

 

[TatlTails]

No, I'm going everywhere.

Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City?

 

[videogamenerd10]

I'm homeless :/

Are you coming with me?

 

[LittleGumball]

ANYWHERE THAT I~
COULD EVER WANNA BE~
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I WANT YOU THERE WITH ME~
AND IF THERE EVER COMES A TIME
WHEN I SHOULD HAVE TO LEAVE~
I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT I,
I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!

Did you enjoy my song?

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

It was such an absolutely fantabulous chorus that my cat meowed and scared the dog away, so he ran to the pet store to buy a chainsaw...

Why did the dog go to the pet store to buy a chainsaw?

 

[LittleGumball]

To get to the other side.

How do you get 2 bagpipes in tune?

 

[TheRizardon]

You make them one.

Why don't rocks reproduce?

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Because they don't like to judge the principles of the NASA moon landing of 1969

Where did my twinkie go?

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

Why don't dead people reproduce with me?

 

[Night Owl]

Umm... because umm necrophilia is frowned upon : embarrassed:

Where did my stapler go?

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Look behind you... :O haha you are so gullible #frightening

Has anyone seen where my dog's pet dinosaur went?

 

[TheRizardon]

Did you check 1 billion years ago?

Who ate my pizza?