Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

None, they just put it in a treasure chest and guard it until a kid wearing a green skirt kills them.

What was the hilarious stupid question that I stole from South Park thought of and was going to post here?

 

[Night Owl]

Ummm, that question you were going to reference.


"What color is my underwear?" *slap*

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

To learn the color of your underwear you would need to first go to eight years of Cel-Shaded Deku's School of Underwear Color Identification. Classes are just four hundred easy payments of $19.95 per year.

What's a But Fore?

 

[Night Owl]

When you yell Fore!!! and hit the ball in the opposite direction.

What happens if Scrapper stuck his finger in a light socket?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

He would gain the power of the Force.

Why don't the windows on airplanes open?

 

[Night Owl]

Because, They don't want you to use them to escape during an emergency.

Why doesn't link sing?

 

[Warbad]

Because my mom is cool.

Why is Link my favorite pokemon?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Because the Master Ball is my favourite Zelda item.

Why does Link have so many hearts?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Not really. If he was in a Kid Icarus game with a maximum of 20 hearts he would be the poorest person in Skyworld.

Where do the world's missing left socks go?

 

[Trio the Punch]

Inside me. Deep. Up. In there.

If I were to drown a puppy, would I get on TV?

 

[Naga]

Only if you videotape it and the puppy does weird death spasms and you send it to the Americas Funniest Home Videos people

Do chickens have eight legs and long white saber teeth?

 

[kingredead]

only if you go to the year 1

why do zoras dissapear

 

[Naga]

They don't disappear, rather, they put a magic spell on the Zoras domain yearly that makes it travel to Antartica and when you enter you really go through a portal

Where can I find the Avatar?

 

[Vanessa28]

Go left, walk 10 miles, turn right, the first one right, second one left, then straight ahead and at the nearest trafiic light go right, 5th right, 8th left, 1 left, 7th left, 9th right......and then catch the plane

Why do planes fly?

 

[Fraxinus]

I could give you the actual answer, but instead, I'll just say... a wizard did it.

WHO KEPS DELTING MY FORUMS?!!