Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Kupsacker]

Then you would be exiled to Siberia.

Why does Mario invite Bowser go-karting?

 

[Naga]

Cause Mario wants to prove to Bowser that he's the best at everything

When will my little brothers destroy their fancy tops?

 

[Night Owl]

Not soon enough.

How much money am I being paid to answer these questions?

 

[Naga]

Ask Mr. Krabbs

Why is Mr. Krabbs obsessed with money and untold riches?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because money makes the world go 'round, but it also is the root of all evil, therefore evil causes the rotation of the Earth. Taco Bell sucks

???

 

[Night Owl]

That is not an instrumemt.

Is an empty bottle a tingle tuner?

 

[Naga]

Put a fairy in the bottle

Should Ganondorf have a slice of cake?

 

[Linknerd09]

Depends on what the Triforce of Power cake has.

Why is Link a hylian?

 

[CynicalSquid]

Because he likes cookies

why is Din's hair red?

 

[Night Owl]

Because she dyed it. She is really a blond.

Why is pie awesome?

 

[Linknerd09]

Because it adds 3.14.

Why does Majora has a mask?

 

[CynicalSquid]

Because his face looks like a butt and he doesnt want to get a fine for indecent exposure

why is my Gameboy Advance SP blue?

 

[Naga]

Cause Nayru painted it blue

Why can't they just put the next Korra episode on tv already?

 

[Night Owl]

Because they have to edit it for american audiences.

If a+b=C then does Pie = Awesome?

 

[Vanessa28]

How am I suppose tom know that :p

Why do I have to flush the toilet after I visited it? It's a waste of paper D: