Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Naga]

Cause you have an Earthbending block and you don't want Toph yelling in your face

Why must I go to school?

 

[Night Owl]

Because edumacation's for aneebodee.

Is sophistication necessary?

 

[windwaker101]

Sophistication is necessary to make people sound smart.

Who is there?

 

[Siniru]

AN ASSASSIN! (Assassinates)

Will the next poster solve this paradox? If not then YO MAMA:



"Could an omnipotent being create a stone so heavy that even that being could not lift it?"

"The argument states that if the being can perform such actions, then it can limit its own ability to perform actions and hence it cannot perform all actions, yet, on the other hand, if it cannot limit its own actions, then that is -- straight off -- something it cannot do"

 

[Naga]

Nothing can do everything

What does grass sound like when it's growing?

 

[Night Owl]

Rice krispies.

What color is a mirror?

 

[Siniru]

Dark green.

Why do we I say thee Sussex of all Hoshi?

 

[Naga]

Cause Chinese food is epic

What color is a tree?

 

[Night Owl]

the same color as the sky.

What time is it?

 

[TheRizardon]

How baby form?

10:00 AM

 

[Naga]

Stuffed piggy

Why are Elves immortal?

 

[Night Owl]

Because Elves are really zombies.

What is a zombie?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

A small, smelly British man who enjoys fishing then throwing the fish at the wealthy people of his town because he thinks that doing that will make gumdrops fall from the sky.

What if I'm actually a dog, but just pretending to be a human?

 

[Night Owl]

Then you have a knack of fetching thrown balls.

What if Gannondwarf was in Upward Sord?

 

[Naga]

Then you would fight a midget the size of a grape

Can I have a special tissue paper to take care of the pain that newly tightened braces brings?