Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Wolf Sage]

With words.

How do you start a fire?

 

[Trio the Punch]

With my mind.
How come everybody looks at me funny when I urinate on my dog's face in the park?

 

[Night Owl]

Because they are staring at the mime playing the guitar.
Is this a stupid question?

 

[I Like Zelda]

To my opinion no.
Would you rather be the top scientist in your degree or have mad cow disease?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Can't I have mad snail disease instead? MAD SNAIL DISEASE! *crunch*

I am the Walrus?

 

[Del]

because their fingernails are green.

Why do people breathe?

 

[Big Octo]

Cuz.

Why doesn't Del know that threads have more than one page?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

When we breath in thousands of air-born germs enter a special compartment of the body where thousands of red blood cells beat the crap out of them. The germ's corpses are then expelled to send a warning to other germs so they don't try to make you sick.

This is why no one loves you, Big Octo!

How can I tell if my kool-aide pregnant?

 

[Night Owl]

When a you see stuff growing in it you will know.

How do you answer this question?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

If you wish to answer that question from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Cel-Shaded Carl Sagan

Why do you love ice cream and donuts more than me, mommy?

 

[MonkeyFightSquad]

the Chicken ate the turnip.

Why aren't i thee.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because thou hast come from a different mother than I.

Why does my brother make a mess of my room and leave without cleaning it up?

 

[Violet Link]

Because your brother is stupid.
Why do I have sickness?

 

[Night Owl]

Because... 2 hours later... and that is why you are sick.

Is this a relevant question?

 

[toonlink]

No.
Do you know what a duel disk is?