Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Violet Link]

U is in University,idiot.
What will happen if someone below me is awesome?

 

[Wolf Sage]

You'll catch their awesome.

What are weather vanes? Are they the veins through which the winds flow through the sky, as blood flows through veins?

 

[unknown]

Nope, They tell you what way the wind is going because you are so vain that you need to keep your hair perfect and you can't have the wind messing it up. Vanity.
What question do I ask?

 

[Wolf Sage]

That one.

Why are they morning?

 

[unknown]

Mourning or morning? because they need to get up. it fills either one.
When did the guy steal that thing?

 

[EeveeChan]

The guys stole that thing when the thing was stolen by the guy.

Whats the number for 911?

 

[Night Owl]

Dial 0 for the operator and ask them.
What would happen if life like suddenly stopped for everyone?

 

[videogamenerd10]

Then everybody would stop

Can a woodchucker chuck wood?

 

[unknown]

yes, but a woodchuck still can't.
Why is there a time and place for anything, but not here?

 

[Night Owl]

Because people find you immature and annoying.

Why can't I divide by 0?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

You can. Any number divided by zero is infinity, or in math terms, undefined. Calculators are usually not programmed to display undefined or infinity so they instead say error. The game.

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. What did you say?

 

[Niko Bellic 817]

He said something crazy.

Why is the sky blue?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Every time you fart there are tiny flying elves that try to pain the sky purple but those elves haven't invented guns yet so the flying microscopic pancakes and their guns maintain the blueness of the sky.

Lawlz d1d u n0 h40 1337 i 4m?

 

[Wolf Sage]

no

Where are "u" in this sentence?

 

[ZoraVaati]

the third word

How do i get Ruto to shut up, that isnt really a stupid question but