Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Caleb, Of Asui]

Pants won't get you through outer space, silly.

Why do my sister's stuffed animals do at night?

 

[blue-eyes]

Have Eminem concerts. I saw one. They got some good raping skills

What is the square root of 89547836745863768693678369876 1/2?

 

[Caleb, Of Asui]

94639718.77051298, approximately.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

 

[Fraxinus]

Somewhere in the world.

What is up with this auto-tuning you speak of?

 

[SheikahWarrior]

So that even me and you can achieve our dream of sounding like robotic, nasal superstars.

Does this dress make me look fat?

 

[Infernape]

because i am not one

why do rocks roll?

 

[~Mizuki~]

Umm thats not a dress its a duck

Why is it I am crying

 

[Infernape]

because u is sad

why do i love nintendo

 

[Big Octo]

Because you fell into their grip. (Remember, make your posts better quality, or else you'll get negative rep)
Am I me?

 

[Linknerd09]

No, your not you.

Am I a nerd like I am in my username?

 

[blue-eyes]

Yes, but it's the cakes fault.

Why do pancakes fly and squweek like a dog?

 

[Linknerd09]

They want to be doggy pancake.

Why can't the sky be a rainbow?

 

[blue-eyes]

Because of an ontological paradox involving a dog and a chicken with a sawed off shot gun

Why is Luigi so tall and green?

 

[Caleb, Of Asui]

Because the color green allows him to jump higher.

Why don't I want to grow up?

 

[jstar]

because your'e actually 100 yrs old and any older you'll be 6 ft under us

I wish I wasn't hungry