Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because you need a time machine.

Why are high school teachers so short?

 

[amaterasu]

They only look short by coparison. Highvschoolers r really tall

 

[Myriadviper42]

There is no question so I must go drink some root beer.
Why do some peoples haves bad grammar?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because they're not allergic to bad grammer like me.

Why must the Sun set?

 

[Fraxinus]

For the same reason you would reset your game without saving--to redo the day.

Why is it called a mosquito bite, if technically, they don't even bite you?

 

[amaterasu]

because after they fly away it looks like a bite from any other bug.

Why is anime so awesome?

 

[Linknmike]

Because it's so awesome.

Why can't I kick people in the back of the face?

 

[amaterasu]

Because then you'd kick them in the back of the head. But Chuck Norris can.

Why can Chuck Norris do just about anything?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Chuck Norris was jealous of my awesomeness so he created these jokes about himself to make the thousands of gullible fools on the internet worship and fear him.

What's your favorite color of the alphabet? (Mine is 7)

 

[Myriadviper42]

Basketballs.
Why is Cell-Shaded Deku so violent?

 

[amaterasu]

Because he wants to prove Deku's are awesome. But not as awesome as Zoras.

Where did Lulu get her eggs? Like, who's teh dad? o.o

 

[Tony]

It was Guru-Guru!
Why did the Octorok cross the road.

 

[Myriadviper42]

He was stapled to the chicken.
Why did I post this.




I HAVE THE COOKIE! AND THE HILL!

 

[theothernavi]

Because you wanted to gloat about you're cookie, which I think someone is about to eat.

Why do words like "rambunctious" and "brobdingnagian" exist?

 

[DekuNut]

To make you ask why.
Books: why are they made of paper?