Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

To practice dodging traffic.

Are "obla-de obla-da" real words?

 

[Master Sword13]

Anything is possible if you just believe.

Why is Cel-Shaded Deku not in Hyrule?

 

[Byrne]

because Mr. Miyamoto is furios with him.

why is Weegee so wierd?

 

[linksbro321]

What's weegee?

No really what's weegee?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Sort of like Luigi except if you stare in his eyes for too long you will be hypnotized.

What will happen when Miyamoto dies? I'm scared...

 

[Swordbomb]

all of nintendo will blow up

what will happen if i die?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I call... whatever you're most valuable possession is!

Why am I laughing right now?

 

[Swordbomb]

because you died and i took your stuff and you watch a funny video on TV at heaven

why did i somehow kill chuck norris with my laser? and chuck norris go to his grave?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

To stop all Chuck Norris jokes.

If train A leaves a station at 5:00 pm going 67 mph, Train B leaves the same station at 7:00 pm going 123.7 mph, and train C leaves the airport at 7:35 am going over 9,000 mph, how the hell did train C get in an airport? AND WHY IS NO ONE DOING ANYTHING TO FIX IT!

 

[Pen]

What?! Do you not know?!

Why doesn't my cat have any hair?!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

You've been feeding it too much vanilla pudding and rice.

If you're stranded on a remote island trillions of miles away from civilization of any kind what would you eat first, the salt in a salt shaker or a box of nails?

 

[Ghosi]

Coconuts of course! Every single remote island has coconuts!

Why is it so cold today?

 

[Linkanon]

You've been feeding it too much vanilla pudding and rice.

If you're stranded on a remote island trillions of miles away from civilization of any kind what would you eat first, the salt in a salt shaker or a box of nails?

I had to answer this: the salt because it's chicken.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because it's summer, silly!

What should I do with a $50 gift card for GameStop?

 

[Linkanon]

Coconuts of course! Every single remote island has coconuts!

Why is it so cold today?

because it's summer

why is it dark at night?