Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Why yes, yes it most certainly is!

Who invented questions?

 

[~Mizuki~]

JAPAN dude thats why we live

Japan

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Japan: An eastern country that is awesomely awesome for being the birthplace to Mario, Link, Samus, Kirby etc.

What is my favorite color?

 

[Rytex]

Clear, because if you wear clear, you may get mistaken for a water bottle and be thrown at Justin Bieber, possibly breaking his face.

Why do litle preteen girls like JB anyway?

 

[Ghosi]

Noo! Spaghetti!

Does Weegee like spaghetti?

 

[Beeker]

No....:puppy:

Why does Weegee stare into your soul?

 

[Master Sword13]

Duh, he likes to dance!

How do you sit down?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

1. Find a chair or couch.
2. Wear some sort of butt protection.
3. ????????
4. :triforce:
5. Eat soap.
6. Happy dance! You are now sitting.

Are you the noob that died here?

 

[Ghosi]

No, I am pretty sure it was the one under the sea, who lives in an origami paper house.

Why is my internet slow?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

BBBeeecccaaauuussseee iiittt iiisss ssseeettt ooonnn ssslllooowww mmmoootttiiiooonnn.

Why do people put of Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving?

 

[linksbro321]

Because Jesus came before the turkey.

The moon just blew up!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Run or walk?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Walk, you wouldn't want to spill your ice cream.

Where does the last piece go?

 

[linksbro321]

I have no clue...maybe.....no that no right

???????hihihihihih???????

 

[NaviGator]

*Awkward Silence...*

If my avatar expresses who I am, why am I so ecstatic? (And don't say "Because he touches himself at night," I WILL report you.)

 

[Ghosi]

Because, this is ZD!!!!

Why is there an annoying beeping sound in my house that I have been hearing for days now?