Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[SavageWizzrobe]

3.14, because I like pie.

Can iPhones see?

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Only when they have an inner tube.

Why do All your base are belong to us?

 

[Beeker]

Because it's impolite to share.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Nothing, because I don't feel like it.

Where are my keys?

 

[Ninten*]

Not on the internet.

Why's my DS adapter broken?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Because it hates you.

Why are plants green?

 

[Epwna]

Because they're not Majenta.

Why can't we be friends?

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Because I'm a vampire!

Why don't aliens like us?

 

[Eduarda]

Because you are a vampire.

Why are doors shorter than ceilings?

 

[Beeker]

They're not short, they're just vertically challenged.
Why is that purple dinosaur running towards me?

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

It wants to teach you stuff!

Why can't dogs meow?

 

[bigflyingpotato]

Because dogs have too much fur.
Why do tissue boxes make people sneeze?

 

[Ninten*]

Because they don't make them laugh.

Why is Zelda awesome?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because the only competition was school.

:triforce:+-x:chu:=?

 

[Fraxinus]

That particular equation equals a duck without antlers.

Why does Bowser have a mohawk?