onebizarrekai
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I've finished the first three chapters so far. In this story, I'm in it(I'm Marine), and other characters get added. It starts out with me and others that appear and we go on a quest to stop Majora's Mask. Zelda FINALLY gets added to a quest! (PLEASE reply and tell me how good the story is and if I should keep going!)
Marine: This is one of the craziest stories you’ll ever read.
Link: How did I get here?
Marine: Welcome, Link!
Dark Link: What the heck?
Link: Ah! My nemesis!
Marine: Not in this story!
Dark Link: WHAT!? Y’mean I can’t be evil!?
Marine: Not exactly. I mean you can’t kill Link.
Dark Link: Crap!
Marine: And if you try to, I’ll give Link the Megaton Hammer I used in Ocarina of Time to kill you without even loosing any health. I just smacked you, turned around and smacked you again…
Dark Link: I know, I know! It was painful!
Everybody appears at Clock Town.
Dark Link: I’ve never been here before.
Link: Well I sure have!
Tael: Link!
Link: Tael!
Navi: Link!
Link: Navi!
Link: Who’s that up there?
Marine gets to the top of the clock tower somehow.
Skull Kid: Hey you! Get out of my place!
Marine: *wink* You can’t go ordering the director around, y’know.
Link: BAD mistake…
Skull Kid: UH OH…
Marine snaps her fingers and makes Skull Kid fly all the way to the swamp.
Link: Sweeet.
Marine: (Note that this is supposed to be happening before he beats Majora’s Mask.)
Kylie jumps down from the clock tower.
Marine: We have a city to save, don’t we?
Link: What are you talking about?
Marine: Well, you did see that guy there that I made fly off, didn’t you?
Link: Yeah?
Marine: Well did ya notice the mask he was wearing?!
Link: Yeah.
Marine: Well with that mask he’s gonna make that moon up there fall! So to the swamp we go!
Later at the swamp…
Skull Kid: Jerk! Why’d ya do that?!
Marine snaps her fingers again and off he flies to Mexico.
Link: Mexico??
I mean back to Clock town.
Zelda: How the heck did I get here?
Link: Zelda! It’s been so long!
Zelda: Link! It’s been two years!
Marine: Y’better not wear a dress, Zelda.
Zelda: Why?
Marine: Because I just added you to our quest!
Zelda: WHAT?! Wait what quest?
Marine: To stop that Skull Kid wearing a freaky mask that’ll make the moon over there fall killing all of us!
Zelda: Gasp! Wait, but I’ve never been on a quest in my entire life! I’m usually always the one who Link’s trying to save! I’ve never gotten to come along!
Marine: Well now you are! You should be happy you’re going to come along!
Zelda: Well, one problem is, is that I’m a princess! I only have dresses!
Marine makes Zelda have clothes that isn’t a dress. Something like some normal pants and a shirt with the Triforce on it.
Zelda: My father would never let me wear this.
Marine: Your father is in Hyrule. We’re in Termina.
Later…
Zelda: The Deku Palace? I thought Dekus were just enemies that sold you stuff when you hit them!
First Deku Guard: How dare you insult us like that!
Zelda: Hey you. I’m a princess. A royal princess. Don’t be talkin’ to me like that!
Marine: Hey guys. We need to get through.
First Deku Guard: No way!
Second Deku Guard: Jerky human’s ain’t allowed in this palace!
Zelda: Aren’t you going to do anything to them?
Marine: Nah. Now use this thing to climb up the palace.
The group climbs up the palace and the director breaks the ceiling with a hammer, falling into the monkey’s cage, somehow not gaining the Dekus attention.
Monkey: *monkey noises*
Link: Okay I can’t understand him at all.
Zelda: Can they hear us?
Deku King: I think I hear talking over there!
Marine: (All you guys! Stop talking so loud!)
Zelda: (Wait, what does this place have to do with saving the world?)
Marine: (It’s for breaking the seal on the Guardian Giants. They’ll stop the moon when it’s time.)
Zelda: (That’s simple.)
Marine: (Here Link, take this.)
Link got the Deku Mask!
Link: (And how will this be useful to me?)
Marine: (It turns you into a Deku Scrub.)
Monkey: *making monkey noises*
Link: (Can’t you make it speak english!?)
Marine: (No.)
Link: (But you’re the director!)
Marine: I can’t do everything!
Deku King: What the heck!? There’s somebody in that cage with the monkey!
Link: You blew it.
Monkey: *making monkey noises and starts to sing the Sonata of Awakening*
Marine: He’s singing the Sonata of Awakening! Link! Put on that mask and play it before it’s too late!
Link: If you say so and- WAH!!
Link turns into a Deku Scrub.
Marine: Now play it before we’re arrested!
Link: Uh, all right.
Link plays it.
Link learned the Sonata of Awakening even though the director already knew it!
Marine: Now let’s get out of here!
The group jumps out the secret hole.
Deku King: Get them! They’re in the garden!
Monkey: *making monkey noises annoyingly*
Marine: There’s no ceiling in here!
They all jump extremely high and out of the palace.
Marine: There’s no time to loose! We have to get to Woodfall!
Dark Link: How in the world do you know this? A director is the one who writes the story, but even a director doesn’t know everything.
Marine: A director would know about the game before writing about it! I know what happens throughout the whole game! I own it myself!
Dark Link: Okay, okay.
The Owl: Hoot hoot! Hello, Link… and his friends.
Link: NO!! NOT YOU!!
Marine: NOO!!!!!!! NOT YOU!!!!
The Owl: But we have never met before!
Marine: Well I’ve seen you a million times while playing video games! EVERYBODY HATES YOU! YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST ANNOYING CHARACTERS EVER!!!!!!!!
Dark Link: Do you know any other ones?
Marine: Did you see a jerky looking guy floating around on a balloon earlier?
Dark Link: Uh, yeah?
Marine: Well he’s one of them! EXCEPT THE OWL IS MORE ANNOYING!!!!
Marine: This is one of the craziest stories you’ll ever read.
Link: How did I get here?
Marine: Welcome, Link!
Dark Link: What the heck?
Link: Ah! My nemesis!
Marine: Not in this story!
Dark Link: WHAT!? Y’mean I can’t be evil!?
Marine: Not exactly. I mean you can’t kill Link.
Dark Link: Crap!
Marine: And if you try to, I’ll give Link the Megaton Hammer I used in Ocarina of Time to kill you without even loosing any health. I just smacked you, turned around and smacked you again…
Dark Link: I know, I know! It was painful!
Everybody appears at Clock Town.
Dark Link: I’ve never been here before.
Link: Well I sure have!
Tael: Link!
Link: Tael!
Navi: Link!
Link: Navi!
Link: Who’s that up there?
Marine gets to the top of the clock tower somehow.
Skull Kid: Hey you! Get out of my place!
Marine: *wink* You can’t go ordering the director around, y’know.
Link: BAD mistake…
Skull Kid: UH OH…
Marine snaps her fingers and makes Skull Kid fly all the way to the swamp.
Link: Sweeet.
Marine: (Note that this is supposed to be happening before he beats Majora’s Mask.)
Kylie jumps down from the clock tower.
Marine: We have a city to save, don’t we?
Link: What are you talking about?
Marine: Well, you did see that guy there that I made fly off, didn’t you?
Link: Yeah?
Marine: Well did ya notice the mask he was wearing?!
Link: Yeah.
Marine: Well with that mask he’s gonna make that moon up there fall! So to the swamp we go!
Later at the swamp…
Skull Kid: Jerk! Why’d ya do that?!
Marine snaps her fingers again and off he flies to Mexico.
Link: Mexico??
I mean back to Clock town.
Zelda: How the heck did I get here?
Link: Zelda! It’s been so long!
Zelda: Link! It’s been two years!
Marine: Y’better not wear a dress, Zelda.
Zelda: Why?
Marine: Because I just added you to our quest!
Zelda: WHAT?! Wait what quest?
Marine: To stop that Skull Kid wearing a freaky mask that’ll make the moon over there fall killing all of us!
Zelda: Gasp! Wait, but I’ve never been on a quest in my entire life! I’m usually always the one who Link’s trying to save! I’ve never gotten to come along!
Marine: Well now you are! You should be happy you’re going to come along!
Zelda: Well, one problem is, is that I’m a princess! I only have dresses!
Marine makes Zelda have clothes that isn’t a dress. Something like some normal pants and a shirt with the Triforce on it.
Zelda: My father would never let me wear this.
Marine: Your father is in Hyrule. We’re in Termina.
Later…
Zelda: The Deku Palace? I thought Dekus were just enemies that sold you stuff when you hit them!
First Deku Guard: How dare you insult us like that!
Zelda: Hey you. I’m a princess. A royal princess. Don’t be talkin’ to me like that!
Marine: Hey guys. We need to get through.
First Deku Guard: No way!
Second Deku Guard: Jerky human’s ain’t allowed in this palace!
Zelda: Aren’t you going to do anything to them?
Marine: Nah. Now use this thing to climb up the palace.
The group climbs up the palace and the director breaks the ceiling with a hammer, falling into the monkey’s cage, somehow not gaining the Dekus attention.
Monkey: *monkey noises*
Link: Okay I can’t understand him at all.
Zelda: Can they hear us?
Deku King: I think I hear talking over there!
Marine: (All you guys! Stop talking so loud!)
Zelda: (Wait, what does this place have to do with saving the world?)
Marine: (It’s for breaking the seal on the Guardian Giants. They’ll stop the moon when it’s time.)
Zelda: (That’s simple.)
Marine: (Here Link, take this.)
Link got the Deku Mask!
Link: (And how will this be useful to me?)
Marine: (It turns you into a Deku Scrub.)
Monkey: *making monkey noises*
Link: (Can’t you make it speak english!?)
Marine: (No.)
Link: (But you’re the director!)
Marine: I can’t do everything!
Deku King: What the heck!? There’s somebody in that cage with the monkey!
Link: You blew it.
Monkey: *making monkey noises and starts to sing the Sonata of Awakening*
Marine: He’s singing the Sonata of Awakening! Link! Put on that mask and play it before it’s too late!
Link: If you say so and- WAH!!
Link turns into a Deku Scrub.
Marine: Now play it before we’re arrested!
Link: Uh, all right.
Link plays it.
Link learned the Sonata of Awakening even though the director already knew it!
Marine: Now let’s get out of here!
The group jumps out the secret hole.
Deku King: Get them! They’re in the garden!
Monkey: *making monkey noises annoyingly*
Marine: There’s no ceiling in here!
They all jump extremely high and out of the palace.
Marine: There’s no time to loose! We have to get to Woodfall!
Dark Link: How in the world do you know this? A director is the one who writes the story, but even a director doesn’t know everything.
Marine: A director would know about the game before writing about it! I know what happens throughout the whole game! I own it myself!
Dark Link: Okay, okay.
The Owl: Hoot hoot! Hello, Link… and his friends.
Link: NO!! NOT YOU!!
Marine: NOO!!!!!!! NOT YOU!!!!
The Owl: But we have never met before!
Marine: Well I’ve seen you a million times while playing video games! EVERYBODY HATES YOU! YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST ANNOYING CHARACTERS EVER!!!!!!!!
Dark Link: Do you know any other ones?
Marine: Did you see a jerky looking guy floating around on a balloon earlier?
Dark Link: Uh, yeah?
Marine: Well he’s one of them! EXCEPT THE OWL IS MORE ANNOYING!!!!
