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No. The only thing that could possible be equal to Chuck Norris is a Quadruple Falcon Punch. Why must all my base are belong to you?

Because Nyan Cat is actually cool. Why are memes so much fun?

Hmmm.... Enter the gates of Hell and defeat Dark Chuck and you will win your delicious Death Pie. CAUTION: It's very hot... In fact, it's literally on fire. Holy crap! Just who the heck am I?

Because it didn't feel up to the daunting task. Why are there so many flamers/trolls on the internet?

NO!!! HE IS THE HERO OF COOKIES!!! Why are there no fun games for Mac users? At all?

Because! Why must all my base are belong to you?

The clowns, in all their sick sadism, hired someone to use the Death Note, in case you killed them... Why can't I fall off a skyscraper and live, if the mercs in Mercenaries 2 can?

Captain Falcon. Who are you? What are you doing here?

Because. I like my friends. What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

Because if you didn't, Chuck Norris would hack Zelda Dungeon, roundhouse kick the server, and ultimately destroy the ties of the universe which is this forum. How come there isn't a place on the site for "Most Epic Posts Today"?

Because you made a hilarious, yet true, post. Was it a good idea to microwave the bomb flower?

Umm... 42! How can I get my wings If I can't drink Red Bull?

What?! (question and answer :D)

You have toenail jello!! *cue drums* Why can't I be I?

IDK. What IS your question?! Why are math teachers so mean?

Because... well... umm... uhhh... because it's International Mother's Act Wierd Day. A secret holiday only celebrated by the most normal moms in the world. Why can't Junior High football take place in Winter? It's too damn hot in all those pads.

Only if you do the chicken dance. Why can't I stick with one song at a time? I'm learning like eight different songs on the piano right now.

Hiding behind Telma's Bar. It's where she keeps her "special" drinks that cost over 1,000,000 rupees. But since your pocket can only carry 600, no one can buy any. If I put the giant's mask on a Cucco, can I ride it like a Chocobo?

Because it doesn't bruise. Why can't I be a superninja that flies?

The answer is 42. Do amphibians have to wait half an hour after eating to get OUT of the water?

OMG! THERE'S A GHOST IN MY TOASTER?!!! If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

Because you can't post messages on a Rope. Where in the world is Matt Lauer?

The force that tries. What is Buzz Buzz Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue?!

It wants to teach you stuff! Why can't dogs meow?

Because I'm a vampire! Why don't aliens like us?

Only when they have an inner tube. Why do All your base are belong to us?